Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Man ----Woman ---- What?

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.


Jen Laceda | Milk Guides said...

Still laughing...thanks for cheering me up today!

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO...Love #9 and the cartoon. Thanks for sharing :)

A Lady's Life said...

Welcome Jen :)
Thom: I like number 6
My husband has a very short term memory.lol

George said...

I must admit that I like them all!

Voegtli said...

They all are so true. In my particular case 4, 6 and 9 specially. But, Mammi, I still love you.

A Lady's Life said...

Well I saw what the Baron put on today and it makes women sound like tyrants and men angels lol