Omid from Comedy

This guy Omid Djilali,  from The Mummy, is funny.

He is from England and had his own show.

It sure was cold outside today but the sun came out for a while and it didn't
 rain so one could say the day was quite pleasant.

Made a few Christmas decorations  and with the daily chores ,
the day went by quite quickly.
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 Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
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It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of an Irish pub.
An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water. A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.
'Fishing,' replied the old man.
'Poor old fool' thought the gentleman, so he invited the old man to have a drink in the pub.
Feeling he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whisky, the gentleman asked, ‘And how many have you caught?'
'You're the eighth.'

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A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and all fell to arguing as to whose profession was the oldest.

Said the surgeon, "Eve was made from Adam's rib, and that surely was a surgical operation."

"Maybe," said the architect, "but prior to that, order was created out of chaos, and that was an architectural job."

"Shure now," interrupted the politician, "but somebody created the chaos first."
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