Every day, in between all the wrongs, there is always a little something we do right and it makes us feel wonderful.
It doesn't take much to makes ones' day or maybe someone elses' day.
Bill Currington makes it all look so easy.
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A distraught senior citizen
Phoned her doctor's office.
'Is it true,' she wanted to know,
'that the medication
You prescribed has to be taken
For the rest of my life?'
'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence
Before the senior lady replied,
I'm wondering, then,
Just how serious is my condition
Because this prescription is marked
'NO REFILLS'.'
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An older gentleman was
On the operating table
Awaiting surgery
And he insisted that his son,
A renowned surgeon,
Perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia,
He asked to speak to his son
'Yes, Dad, what is it? '
'Don't be nervous, son;
Do your best
And just remember,
If it doesn't go well,
If something happens to me,
Your mother
Is going to come and
Live with you and your wife....'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (I LOVE IT!)
Aging:
Eventually you will reach a point
When you stop lying about your age
And start bragging about it. This is so true. I love
to hear them say "you don't look that old."
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Some people
Try to turn back their odometers.
Not me!
I want people to know 'why'
I look this way.
I've traveled a long way
And some of the roads weren't paved.
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And some of us never grow old. Like me.I stopped at 23.Now I live far out....like Jupiter.Time is slower up there lol
6 comments:
I've often emphasized with the lyrics of Billy's song, although I'm never quite sure if I'm doing something right.
I love the story of the older gentleman on the operating table.
Yes. And thank you for the comfort of being here.
George - I think you do everything right lol
sandy - you are so kind to say this lol
Not bad the old man on the operation table, lol !
gattina - I told my son I plan to live with him when I am old so he knows lol
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