Friday, June 10, 2011

Vancouver BC YOU'LL LOVE IT!

So much going on here.

Olympics, Fishing, Camping, Sights out of this world
Wilderness Partying Farming, Swimming
Fireworks, Food, Hockey, Soccer, Dog Sledding
Mountain Climbing
Multicultural Events, Gardens, Art
Native Life
Horseback riding.
Disney land - move over. lol
British Columbia is the place to be.
Win or lose, no matter who you are, there is something here for you.
Don't miss out on all the fun . Come join us.
Summer 2011.


While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave
the G.I.s on board the usual Information regarding seat belts,
emergency exits, etc.

Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your
captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan '

An old Master Sergeant sitting in the eighth row thought to himself,
Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? '

When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you right?
Is the captain a woman?'

'Yes,'! Said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'

'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas.
I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.'

'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member, 'We No
Longer Call It The Cockpit'
'It's The Box Office.'

Quote of the day:

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her
sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you
a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give
her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her
any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'

Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings,
We simply continue to fly...usually on a broomstick.
We are flexible like that.



Gattina said...

I have never been to Canada but travelled quite a lot through the US.
I can't see from your profile in which country you live !

Akelamalu said...

I have a friend who used to live in Vancouver, she now lives in Toronto but would prefer to be back in Vancouver.

A Lady's Life said...

Gattina - I live in Canada British Columbia

A Lady's Life said...

Akelamalu - I don't know. Things are changing here every day.
Its very expensive and a lot of crime.