Friday, June 17, 2011

Amazing as Spring.

In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact with Pepsi.
The increased electricity used by modern appliance parts is causing a shift in the Earth's magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be located in mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the coast of East Africa.
The idea for "tribbles" in "Star Trek" came from gerbils, since some gerbils are actually born pregnant.
Male rhesus monkeys often hang from tree branches by their amazing prehensile penises.
Johnny Plessey batted .331 for the Cleveland Spiders in 1891, even though he spent the entire season batting with a rolled-up, lacquered copy of the Toledo Post-Dispatch.
Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling.
The Boeing 747 is capable of flying upside-down if it weren't for the fact that the wings would shear off when trying to roll it over.
The trucking company Elvis Presley worked at as a young man was owned by Frank Sinatra.
The only golf course on the island of Tonga has 15 holes, and there's no penalty if a monkey steals your golf ball.
Legislation passed during WWI making it illegal to say "gesundheit" to a sneezer was never repealed.
Manatees possess vocal chords which give them the ability to speak like humans, but don't do so because they have no ears with which to hear the sound.
SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.
Catfish are the only animals that naturally have an ODD number of whiskers.
It is again wet and dull The the skies have unbelievably low clouds.
We are indeed not going to see summer if this keeps up.
However I got my contractor garbage bags to fill with over grown blackberry and rose cuttings.
I found out now that it is a wise investment to get a goat who can take care of this problem for me.
They eat prickly blackberry bushes. I had no idea.

Have A great Saturday!


Gattina said...

You enlarged my general knowledge ! I had to laugh about your comment that god has borned us naked. Tomorrow I put a sign on the next mosque, lol !

A Lady's Life said...

Gattina lol
Well it's true.
They hide their women and then have so many children. We walk naked and have fewer children.
So whose more sinful here. lol