Spring Is Confusing

Sorry Gotcha! Harry Truman Quote.


Well I must admit that I've been confused for a very long time now.
You grow up believing and being taught one thing and then the new generation teaches you something else, but then they learn so much more than we did growing up.
Here is another confused spectacle and a teacher at that lol
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A Florida officer pulled over an eighty-year-old teacher because her hand signals were confusing.

"First you put your hand up, like you’re turning right, then you waved your hand up and down, then you turned left," said the officer.

"I decided not to turn right," she explained.

"Then why the up and down?" asked the officer.

"Officer," she sniffed, "I was erasing!"

Thinking In Spring

Nervosa went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," she said, "I have a problem.
When I climb in bed, I think there's somebody under it.
So I slide under the bed and then I think there's somebody on top of it.
All night I am either climbing into bed or under it and I am going insane.

The psychiatrist answered OK I'll schedule you for three times a week and in about two years we will know why you feel this way


"Great! Thanks.How much do you charge?"

"A hundred dollars per visit."

"OK I'll go sleep on it," said Nervosa.

Six months later the doctor met Nervosa on the street. "Why didn't you ever

come to see me again?" he asked.

" A bartender cured me for ten bucks, much cheaper and faster than you could have."

"Is that so! How?"

"He told me to just cut the legs off the bed!"

Now that's what I call thinking outside the box lol
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This Dude seems to be envisioning a paradigm consisting of a certain way of viewing reality through concepts values and practices.
It's either that or he is trying to find out the answer to EVERYTHING, which by the way I found out is 42 according to a computer which did a 7 million year analysis of the world. lol

I had no room to put another guy in the next stall which might have been in a totally different paradigm.
Can a paradigm be equated to a cult? Why do we speak of paradigm shifts?

ALL IS GOD or ALL IS ONE.

Or maybe the Dude just drank from the decaf pot lol

Maybe I should watch LOST. They must have the answer. So far it just seems to be all like a dream.

Spring Feathers

A man worked on the buses in the US collecting tickets.

He rang the bell for the driver to drive, while a woman was still getting on the bus. When the bus left, the woman fell off the bus and was killed. The man was tried, convicted of murder and got the death penalty. Since this took place in Texas , this meant the electric chair.

On the day of his execution he's sat in the chair and the executioner granted him a final wish.

"Well" said the man, "is that a banana in your lunch bag? "Yes" answered the executioner.

"Can I have it?"

"Sure."

The executioner gave the man his banana and the man ate it. When the man's finished, the executioner flipped the switch sending hundreds of thousands of volts through the man.

But when the smoke cleared the man was still alive.

Since you can only kill a man once. They let him go.

The man got the same job and again was selling bus tickets and again he gave a bus an order to leave while someone was getting on and again this person fell under the bus and died.

So Again there was a trial and he was sent to die by the electric chair.

He met up with the same executioner and when asked for his final wish, he again asked for a banana.

After being electrocuted, the man again did not die and left the executioner flaberghasted.
He'd never seen anything like it before and let the man go free.

This happened a third time, exactly the same way.

"I give up" said the executioner, "I don't understand how you
can still be alive after all that. Has it something to do with that banana ? " he asked.

Nahh" said the bloke,

"I'm just a really bad conductor"

:)

SPRING WALKABOUT

A Mom saw her daughter come home solemn .
What's Wrong Honey? Are you ok? she asked

Ya. Max asked me to marry him.

Well that's great news. Aren't you happy?

Well Mom he's an athiest and he doesn't even believe in Hell.


Oh pfft. Don't worry. Marry him anyway.
Between the two of us he'll find out and believe soon enough.

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After waiting an hour for her date to show up Mary finally decided he wasn't coming
So she went and changed into her PJ's and curled her hair when suddenly the doorbell rang

She answered the door and there stood her boy friend
One look at her and his face went white.

What.....he gasped. I am two hours late.............and you're still not ready?

Spring Sugar.

A.L.L.

The high school coaches in St. Landry Parish Louisiana went to a coaches
retreat. They shared rooms to save money but no one wanted to share
with coach Lemo because of his loud snoring. So they decided to take turns.

Coach Lemieux after the first night, came for breakfast with messy hair
and blood shot eyes. The guys asked, "Man, what happen to you?"

He complained, "That Lemo snores so loud, I couldn't shut my eyes."

The next night it was Coach Beaulieu's turn. He also came downstairs the next day for breakfast with his hair all standing up on end and blood shot eyes. He said "Man, that Lemo shook the roof. I watched him all night."

Third night, Coach Lucerne went to sleep with Coach Lemo.

The next morning he came for breakfast bright
eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning you all." he said cheerfully.

Every one stopped in disbelief and looked and then asked "Man, what happened? Did you get any sleep?"

Lucerne with a twinkle in his eye said:

"Well, we got ready for bed. I tucked Lemo into bed
and I kissed him good night.

Seems he spent the whole night watching me lol"

:)

The Spring Grin

Three chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens want books, and gives them some and the chickens walk out.

Around midday, the chickens came back looking quite annoyed.
One leans over to the librarian and says,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian thinks the chickens want more books and promptly gives them some more to read.
And Again, the chickens leave.

About an hour later they march back in extremely agitated and nearly shouting, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!'

The librarian was now starting to get worried about where all her books were going. She decided to give them more books but also followed them to find out what was going on.

She saw them go out of the library, out of town, and into to a park. She hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen and quietly watched.

She saw the chickens throw the books at a frog in a pond and the frog kept repeating,
"Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."


Oh boy! lol

Spring Greening

A.L.L.

Spring certainly knows how to Spring Clean and freshen herself up with colorful displays of green grasses, flowers, shrubs and trees.
There is a place for all things under heaven. :)

Prolific Blogger Award.....!

Kimmy from KIMMYSTYLE
bestowed upon me this most prestigious Prolific Blogger Award...Thank you so much Kimmy..... It is much appreciated......!
The rules for this award stipulte that:
Each Prolific Blogger Must:
1. Pass it on to at least 7 other deserving prolific bloggers.
2. Link to the blog from which he/she acquired the award.
3. Link back to this post which explains the origin and motivation for the award.
4. Visit this post and add his/her name in Mr. Linky so we may all get to know the other fellow winners.
My seven choices are:
1-George!Photos by senior hiker.
2-Fifi Flowers! A very artistic site.
3-Lisa Lectura! A very creatoive site.
4-AKELAMALU! A beautifully put together site
5-Sandy !A very talented site.
6-Peter!A MAN OF THE WORLD
7-BILL! Over at the Old Fart's

You all enjoy...and cheers everyone...

Advantages of Sunscreening

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Saskatchewan RCMP Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the RCMP Ball." He replied, 'Ma'am, Saskatchewan RCMP don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and drove off. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

Bombardiers Baby and the Prince

A Saudi Prince goes to Germany to study.

A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying: "Berlin is wonderful,

people are nice and I really like it here,

but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all

my

teachers travel by train."

Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar

check

saying: "Stop embarrassing us!

Go and get yourself a train too!"

Wow! Pancakes!!!!

Jim's Pancakes

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Wow! You really need to be a man who feels really bored, to come up with the stuff he comes up with on his blog. Bridges, giraffes Cranes. His kids must have so much fun with him.
This meal was created because his little girl wanted pancakes and a burger. So he made a pancake burger.

McDonalds and Ihop could learn from this guy. I know I sure did . :)

For the Love of ..........

As you may have noticed from my picture profile, I am a lover of horses.
When I was taking care of my Mother, who had Parkinsons and Alzheimers, we needed a family outing we could all enjoy and this was when I came across my friend Teresa and the
Langley 204 Equestrian Center.
Teresa is a champion rider in her own right and she saves horses from what otherwise could be seen as the end of the trail for them. Teresa trained riders to ride, tack and care for the horse.
Her horses all come with interesting histories and it is here that my family spent some our our greatest moments together.
My Mom enjoyed it, watching the horses as they perked up there ears for a carrot or two.
and the kids enjoyed, as did I, brushing and loving the horses.
Teresa allowed us to brush and care for the horses and she made sure her riders knew all of them.
They were wonderful, all so different in temperament, demeaner, stride , just like people.
In the end you couldn't decide which was your favorite.
My personal favorite was an old Black horse, Toby. He had beautiful eyes and looked at you with such expression.
I loved to brush him but what was special about him was that he peed on himself.
Teresa would laugh at my choice of horses but agreed Toby was a good kind trail horse, who did his job obediently and well.
Toby's best friend was Prince, another, even older, horse. Prince was special in that he knew how to bow. He was a real Prince.
James was a gorgeous, big muscular fellow, red in color with white feet.
What a hunk of a horse! He was a favorite and I think Teresa had many offers for him but she wouldn't sell because she wanted people who were kind to the horse and did not abuse him by riding him into the ground. She let me know she would consider me if I offered, seeing how much we all loved her horses. I didn't because I had no where to keep him.
James was a caring horse and carried himself so beautifully one would be proud to ride him.
He was a weaver and we'd laugh saying to him he would make a great babysitter rocking babies to sleep.
Unfortunately James got a twisted gut problem and Teresa couldn't fix it so he died and every one was extremely upset over this, especially Teresa's girls, who were so protective of all their horses.
Another horse my son liked to ride was Maestro. He was a white horse similar to the picture up top, and enjoyable to ride in the National park.
He was a favorite with the ladies who would dress him up fancy and lacy for the events Teresa would put on to make it fun for the kids and parents.

Whenever we'd go there, we'd pass by this farmers market which sold bushel bags of broken unsellable carrots for horses, for 2 dollars a bag So we'd always buy one or two to treat the horses. They'd all line up when they would see a bag in your hand and it's amazing just how alert they are, cause otherwise you'd think they were not watching you lol
God forbid you miss one cause he will not let you forget it. lol
That summer I made blankets for the horses my kids rode costumes and I also got a fly mask for a sample to look at. They were expensive and tore anyway cause horses roll and rub. I thought I could make them at home much cheaper and so I made 40 of them and Teresa was very happy to get them for her horses. Also shoe ing a horse every month was no small thing cause hooves always grow. It cost 100 dollars a month to shoe a horse. Of course you could always train them to go shoeless. You learn an awful lot around horses.
When it came to barrel races, everyone wanted a big horse but once they were all taken someone had to get the pony Teresa had. Well, being little, this pony never lost any races. He could go round those barrels so fast, no big horse had a chance. By the time Teresa finished showing him every one wanted to ride him and she'd laugh. It gave her great pleasure to say no because she had a weight limit for ponies and most of the kids outgrew him already.
We had a great time at Langley 204 and mostly because of this wonderful Teresa who trained people not to just be riders but to love and care for these wonderful gentle beasts who would give their lives to save a man they loved, in trouble.
Horses have been known to step over and keep babies under their feet to protect them from wolves and other dangers. They have been used to protect soldiers in war and would never leave the man they loved. They would even try to lift and drag him away from danger.
No car would ever do this.
I feel, that with so many horses dying today, cities should try to bring back the horse into public life.
It would be a great reason to create more green spaces and parks and there is nothing so
soothing than to have a relationship brushing and caring for a big gentle animal who stands quietly while you fuss over it and feel him breathing through those big lungs and nostrils.
Next to a dog, the horse, is mans best friend.
In BC, universities offer courses in horse care and it would be a good thing to take if you ever want to own a horse. Knowing more would save you some money and you would also have a trade to offer on the side, in horse care.

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

Apocalypse Now

Plot: Apocalypse Now (1979)

One of a cluster of late-1970s films about the Vietnam War, Francis Ford Coppola's Apocalypse Now adapts the Joseph Conrad novella Heart of Darkness to depict the war as a descent into primal madness. Capt. Willard (Martin Sheen), already on the edge,... less

One of a cluster of late-1970s films about the Vietnam War, Francis Ford Coppola's Apocalypse Now adapts the Joseph Conrad novella Heart of Darkness to depict the war as a descent into primal madness. Capt. Willard (Martin Sheen), already on the edge, is assigned to find and deal with AWOL Col. Kurtz (Marlon Brando), rumored to have set himself up in the Cambodian jungle as a local, lethal godhead. Along the way Willard encounters napalm and Wagner fan Col. Kilgore (Robert Duvall), draftees who prefer to surf and do drugs, a USO Playboy Bunny show turned into a riot by the raucous soldiers, and a jumpy photographer (Dennis Hopper) telling wild, reverent tales about Kurtz. By the time Willard sees the heads mounted on stakes near Kurtz's compound, he knows Kurtz has gone over the deep end, but it is uncertain whether Willard himself now agrees with Kurtz's insane dictum to "Drop the Bomb. Exterminate them all." Coppola himself was not certain either, and he tried several different endings between the film's early rough-cut screenings for the press, the Palme d'Or-winning "work-in-progress" shown at Cannes, and the final 35 mm U.S. release (also the ending on the video cassette). The chaotic production also experienced shut-downs when a typhoon destroyed the set and star Sheen suffered a heart attack; the budget ballooned and Coppola covered the overages himself. These production headaches, which Coppola characterized as being like the Vietnam War itself, have been superbly captured in the documentary, Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse. Despite the studio's fears and mixed reviews of the film's ending, Apocalypse Now became a substantial hit and was nominated for eight Academy Awards, including Best Picture, Best Director, Best Supporting Actor for Duvall's psychotic Kilgore, and Best Screenplay. It won Oscars for sound and for Vittorio Storaro's cinematography. This hallucinatory, Wagnerian project has produced admirers and detractors of equal ardor; it resembles no other film ever made, and its nightmarish aura and polarized reception aptly reflect the tensions and confusions of the Vietnam era. ~ Lucia Bozzola, All Movie Guide less

Duration: 153min

Cast: Marlon Brando, Robert Duvall, Francis Ford Coppola, Dennis Hopper, Harrison Ford, Martin Sheen, Frederic Forrest, Vittorio Storaro, Scott Glenn, Walter Murch, Laurence Fishburne, Tom Mason, Lawrence James Cavanaugh, Dean Tavoularis, Eddie Romero, John Milius, Carmine Coppola, R. Lee Ermey, Colleen Camp

This was indeed a movie worth watching . Marlon Brando plays a superb role. Harrison Ford is so young in this movie and Martin Sheen escapes being shot so many times. If you like Vietnam movies.....

Project Clay

Cold Porcelain Clay makes these wonderful projects and you can make this clay at home.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35YiWJSHE20&NR=1&feature=fvwp



cat project

Recipes to make clay can be found at:

http://www.figurines-sculpture.com/cold-porcelain-recipe.html
or
http://www.mashiacrafts.com/1/post/2012/07/workshop-wednesday-how-to-make-cold-porcelain.html

You know Coca Cola has to say what is in the drink so recipes to make clay are the same thing.
People like to know and professionals don't lose out. The project speaks for itself.
Have Fun!

dante

Dante Alleghari came from Florence Italy.

In those days Florence had two political parties the White and the Black Guelph.

Dante's Family was in the White Guelph when the Black Guelph took over.

Dante was in Rome and escaped execution.

It is then in 1301, that he began to write his Book Divine Comedy on humanism.

I was wondering why his Divine Comedy book was called a comedy when it was about hell and his conquering it to save Beatrice. Apparently hell is shaped like a cone in this poem/play.Purgatory is where most people end up at the top widest part They fix their sins and go to heaven but then the more sins you have, the deeper you go into the cone And the more squashed you become and tortured. Dante made for 9 levels of hell the ninth being the worst one.

So what I found from peoples comments on Dante was:

"Dante called the poem "Comedy" (the adjective "Divine" added later in the 16th century) because poems in the ancient world were classified as High ("Tragedy") or Low ("Comedy"). Low poems had happy endings and were of everyday or vulgar subjects, while High poems were for more serious matters. Dante was one of the first in the Middle Ages to write of a serious subject, the Redemption of man, in the low and vulgar Italian language and not the Latin language as one might expect for such a serious topic."

Inferno is the first volume (sometimes called Hell) Purgatory is the second. Paradise is the third. The Divine Comedy refers to the three as a whole.

It's because most people can only be bothered to read Inferno.

Reading it today one would never know how they classified books and I’d still be wondering why the title was Divine Comedy.

Now I guess you learned something too. Remember, every day, to learn one new thing. Loll

To My Husband

This morning I found and was looking through, a small book of poems and
A check fell out of it.
It was made out to me from my husband in 1976 for 1,000,000 dollars
Paid in kisses.
So being the sentimental fool that I am, I am dedicating today to my best
One and only Love of my Life.
A Poem by Anne Bradstreet

If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were lov’d by wife, then thee
If ever wife was happy in a man,
Compare with me, ye women, if you can.
I prize thy love more than whole mines of gold,
Of all the riches that the East doth hold.
My love is such that rivers cannot quench,
Nor ought but love from thee give recompense.
Thy love is such I can no way repay,
The heavens reward thee manifold I pray.
Then while we live, in love let’s so persevere,
That when we live no more, we live forever.

Today 1,000,000 dollars worth of kisses
I send to you my dearest. :)

Confusion

I baked a bakers dozen for my beyond the pale customers, who became cock a hoop.
I got it from the horses mouth they had no feet of clay and were fast to guild the lily.
And non too namby pamby were they either.
You got no pin money from them. One of them would always see a man about a dog after paying
peppercorn rent.
A pig in a poke gets them to weasel words at each other and I sure as the dickens, did not want to be a whipping boy


I sure am glad no one talks like this anymore lol

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BAKERS DOZEN A bakers dozen means thirteen.

Bakers were severely punished for baking underweight loaves.

Some added a loaf to a batch of a dozen to be above suspicion.

BEYOND THE PALE In the 14th and 15th centuries the English king ruled Dublin and the surrounding area known as the pale. Anyone 'beyond the pale' was seen as savage and dangerous

CHAP Taken from the word Chapman It meant a merchant or trader. It in turn was derived from ceapman. The old word ceap meant to sell

COCK A HOOPThis phrase comes from a primitive tap called a spile and shive. A shive was a wooden tube at the bottom of a barrel and a spile was a wooden bung. You removed the shive to let liquid flow out and replaced it to stop the flow. The spile was sometimes called a cock. If people were extremely happy and wanted to celebrate they took out the cock and put in on the hoop on the top of the barrel to let the drink flow out freely. So it was cock a hoop. So cock a hoop came to mean ecstatic.

Dickens - devil

PEPPERCORN RENT In the Middle Ages and Tudor Times rents were sometimes paid in peppercorns because pepper was so expensive. Peppercorns were actually used as a form of currency. They were given as bribes or as part of a bride's dowry

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A PIG IN A POKE This is something bought without checking it first. A poke was a bag. If you bought a pig in a poke it might turn out the 'pig' was actually a puppy or a cat.

GILD THE LILY This phrase is from King John by William Shakespeare. 'To gild refined gold, to paint the lily is wasteful and ridiculous excess'

NAMBY-PAMBY This was originally a nickname for the poet Ambrose Philips (1674-1749) who was known for writing sentimental verse

FROM THE HORSES'S MOUTHYou can tell a horse’s age by examining its teeth. A horse dealer may lie to you but you can always find out the truth 'from the horse’s mouth'.

FEET OF CLAY If a person we admire has a fatal weakness we say they have feet of clay. This phrase comes from the Bible. King Nebuchadnezzar dreamed of a statue. It had a head of gold, arms and chest of silver, belly and thighs of bronze and it legs were of iron. However its feet were made of a mixture of iron and clay. A rock hit the statue's feet and the whole statue was broken. The prophet Daniel interpreted the dream to be about a series of empires, all of which would eventually be destroyed. (Daniel 2:27-44)

PIN MONEY In Tudor times and before when a merchant or tradesman made a bargain it was the custom for him to give some money for the other man's wife or daughter 'for pins'. (Tudor women needed lots of pins to hold their clothes together

TO SEE A MAN ABOUT A DOG This phrase first appeared in 1866 in a play by Dion Boucicault (1820-1890) called the Flying Scud in which a character makes the excuse that he is going 'to see a man about a dog' to get away.

WEASEL WORDS This phrase is said to come from an old belief that weasels could suck out the inside of an egg leaving its shell intact

WHIPPING BOY Prince Edward, later Edward VI, had a boy who was whipped in his place every time he was naughty.

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An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up.

The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and
asks,'how do you stay in such great physical condition?'

I'm Italian and I am a golfer,' says the old guy, 'and that's
why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out
golfing up and down the fairways. I have a glass of vino,
and all is well.'

'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got
to be more to it. How old was your Father when he died?'

'Who said my Father's dead?'

The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your
Father's still alive. How old is he?'

'He's 100 years old,' says the Old Italian golfer.. 'In fact
he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the
topless beach for a walk and had a little vino and that's why he's
still alive. He's Italian and he's a golfer, too..'

'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's
more to it than that. How about your Father's Father?
How old was he when he died?'

'Who said my Nono's dead?'

Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and
your Grandfather' s still living! Incredible, how old is he?'

'He's 118 years old,' says the Old Italian golfer.

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess
he went golfing with you this morning too?'

'No, Nono couldn't go this morning because he's getting
married today.'

At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting
married!! Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?'

'Who said he wanted to?

Quetzacoatle Sheltered in Our Midst.

From 400BCE to 600AD to present times you continue to live
A Mesoamerican feathered serpent

Worshipped by Aztecs, Mayans Toltec Inca , Mexicans and the world

Quetzalcoatl You are related to gods of wind, Male Venus, the dawn, merchants,

arts and crafts, knowledge, priesthood

You are the symbol of fertility, internal political structures, war, and as creator.

Quetzalcoatl you are the boundary maker between earth and sky.

Quetzelcoatl – Cortes was seen as a deity of yourself returned.

Latter Day Saints had the Mormons believing you were a white bearded god or Jesus,

promising to return.

The Roman Catholics in the authors of Donald and WD Hemingway theorized you

may be a new testament era Apostle of Jesus.

Quetzalcoatl how has your image changed from reptile to man to god? Many Legends

speak of the serpent people, including the Nagas of India

The Amaru of South America. You are found in the Hindu religion and in Haiti you are part

of their Voodoo rituals

A voodoo Flood tradition says,

the Serpent let go the waters upon the Earth, the Rainbow arose and the Serpent took the

rainbow, named Ayida Wedo, as his wife.

You affected the Aboriginals of Australia who they said created mountains, rivers and

people while traveling from the north coast.

The spacemen (ancient astronauts) who descended from the stars to teach mankind were

known to the ancient people as

the dragons or serpent people. Serpents were worshipped by the Lemurians and Atlanteans.

The serpent was a symbol

of divine wisdom. Later this worship turned into serpent cults among native people all over the world.

In Buddhism, wisdom has always been related, symbolically, to the figure of the Serpent.

In the Western Tradition it can be found as used by the Christ in the Gospel, according to

Saint Matthew 16:

“Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents,

and harmless as doves.”

The East Indian pantheon is connected with the Serpent Spirit and the Dragon Spirit. It has an

equivalency to the Burmese Nats,

or god-serpents. In India and Egypt, and even in Central and South America, the Naga

stands for one who is wise.

In China, the Naga is given the form of the Dragon and has a direct association with the

Emperor and is known as the “Son of Heaven”.

The Chinese are even said to have originated from the Serpent demi-gods and even

to speak their language, Naga-Krita.

The serpent was worshiped in:

· Egypt Sumer India China Peru Mesoamerica North America Greece Britain

The snake/serpent is a symbol of immortality and can be found on monuments, artifacts,

large and small.

It means power, rebirth, wisdom, strength and protection.

The Catholic Church has been accused of presenting the wrong image and meaning

of this great symbol.

It can be worth considering… its immense significance and legacy on our planet.

Quetzalcoatl your name has reigned and been feared and prayed to at the same time,

by people who had no way of communicating of your existence.

You have touched upon most people of the world

Quetzecoatl what is your secret?
Why have you not taught man kind, in your wisdom, that he should live and let live

As our God has allowed for us?

This amazing symbol of the snake/dragon has been a jewelry design worked upon by

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

The Ultimate Food Chain

The Mad Mad Mad Food Chain.

We study the world’s food chain, searching for decadent, cheap, nonfat recipes,

to enrich our lives, palette and eyes.

We love to eat up and digest almost everything we come across, and that’s no lie.

We look for water in the seas

We swim with sharks (not fish)

We attempt to catch the wind in our nets

We plow rocks and we sow in sand.

Our world is an oyster with pearls

We dig for truth.

We bottle up our sorrows

We butter our bacon.

In our world, pigs can fly and a needle, and storm have an eye.

We bring water to rivers.

We are continually searching food for thought

We do so many crazy things.

We leave many to wonder what we are really up to?

Man feeds off of man.

We are the mad mad mad world, movies are made of

and we can laugh about it.

Sad would be the day when we cannot enjoy a good laugh

at our own expense for.....

Man is the ultimate food chain

The Eccentric

The most eccentric Egg I know is the beautiful Faberge.

Like Yucka –WOW!

Faberge was a company formed in 1885 designing mostly small eggs, to be worn on a chain around the neck.
The eggs themselves were precious stones decorated and surrounded by enamel and gem stones.
Needless to say, that with their eloquence, these eggs were nothing to yolk about.

Ok...... bad yolk.

We should not be cruel . Not all eggs are what they are cracked up to be. But one thing for sure, these eggs......
will not be egg - sploring on fry – days or any other day loll

OK seriously now….

1 egg = 13 vitamins = 75 calories
1 egg = protein with 9 amino acids
1 egg = healthy unsaturated fat
1 egg = 2 antioxidants, lutein, zeaxanthin necessary for eye care
1 egg = 23% choline for metabolism, brain and nerve function and memory
1 egg = 23% selenium needed per day, as an anti oxidant to stop tissue damage.
1 egg = 14% riboflavin required per day to give cells energy
1 egg = 11% B12 needed for normal digestion and nerve cell function
1 egg = 10% phosphorus for healthy bones, teeth and cell membranes
1 egg = 7% pantothenic acid to break down food for cell energy
1 egg = 6% folate for fetal development and red blood cells.
1 egg = 5% iron needed to produce red blood cells and oxygen circulation
1 egg = 5% Vitamin A for growth skin health vision and the immune system’
1 egg = 5% vitamin D for calcium and bone strength
1 egg = 4% zinc daily needed for immune system and body tissue growth and repair
1 egg = 3.5% B6 for nerve transmission
1 egg = 3% calcium for bones, nerves muscle contraction and blood clotting.

A magician , after pulling an egg out of a boys ear, asked: I bet your Mama can’t produce eggs without chickens eh?
The boy replied : Sure she can. We have ducks. Loll
Kids are as smart as old timers. They don't search their pockets for words lol

I guess we can say eggs are nothing short of being eggstra- ordinary and we must make sure the hens that lay them,
have a happy life, eating natural, untainted food.
Back yard chickens anyone?

So next time you see an egg…… egg –zamine it closely for all the egg- splosive reasons as to why
A chicken should come before the egg.

Or……..
The egg before the chicken........

Or why......... whichever way it came……

a hard boiled egg, can be an easy part, of a daily diet.:)