A man worked on the buses in the US collecting tickets.
He rang the bell for the driver to drive, while a woman was still getting on the bus. When the bus left, the woman fell off the bus and was killed. The man was tried, convicted of murder and got the death penalty. Since this took place in Texas , this meant the electric chair.
On the day of his execution he's sat in the chair and the executioner granted him a final wish.
"Well" said the man, "is that a banana in your lunch bag? "Yes" answered the executioner.
"Can I have it?"
"Sure."
The executioner gave the man his banana and the man ate it. When the man's finished, the executioner flipped the switch sending hundreds of thousands of volts through the man.
But when the smoke cleared the man was still alive.
Since you can only kill a man once. They let him go.
The man got the same job and again was selling bus tickets and again he gave a bus an order to leave while someone was getting on and again this person fell under the bus and died.
So Again there was a trial and he was sent to die by the electric chair.
He met up with the same executioner and when asked for his final wish, he again asked for a banana.
He'd never seen anything like it before and let the man go free.
This happened a third time, exactly the same way.
"I give up" said the executioner, "I don't understand how you
can still be alive after all that. Has it something to do with that banana ? " he asked.
Nahh" said the bloke,
"I'm just a really bad conductor"
:)
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