
Sunday, September 6, 2009
"SEA FEVER"...A Story of Perseverance.

Thursday, September 3, 2009
Greetings to all my readers

Sorry guys I am very busy right now.
Was a very busy summer.
Enjoy...this...click to view
Friday, August 21, 2009
Wooly Bully...dancin

Wooly Bully
Sam The Sham and the Pharaos
John O'Hara & His Playboys - Wooly Bully 1965
WOOLY BULLY (Domingo Samudio)

Uno, dos, one, two, tres, quatro
Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw.
Had two big horns and a wooly jaw.
Wooly bully, wooly bully.
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.
Hatty told Matty, "Let's don't take no chance.
Let's not be L-seven, come and learn to dance."
Wooly bully, wooly bully
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.
Matty told Hatty, "That's the thing to do.
Get you someone really to pull the wool with you."
Wooly bully, wooly bully.
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.
Monday, July 13, 2009
Sunday, July 5, 2009
A weekend on the highway

Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Little Johnny gives to the sick......

Saturday, June 20, 2009
This isn’t a Garter snake but a darn good meal.
Garden Grass Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) canbe dangerous. Yes, garter snakes, not rattlesnakes.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Keep on Grinning

It is just awesome when a plan comes together.
Outside the Bristol Zoo, in England , there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 coaches, or buses.
It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars £1 (about $1.40) and coaches £5 (about $7).
This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25 years.
Then, one day, he just didn't turn up for work.
"Oh well", said Bristol Zoo Management - "we'd better phone up the City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant..."
"Err ... no", said the Council, "that parking lot is your responsibility."
"Err ... no", said Bristol Zoo Management, "the attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn't he?"
"Err ... NO!" insisted the Council.
Sitting in his villa in somewhere in Spain, is a bloke who had been taking the parking lot fees, estimated at £400 (about $560) per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years. Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over £3.6 million ($7 million)!
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Congratulations are called for here.....

DEAL WITH IT ALL! If YOU are one of them CONGRATULATIONS!
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Whose Your Moma? Demi Moore.. Move on Over.

Ivana Trump and Hunk.
Men Do It.
Single older Ladies Can Get Their Sugar Too.
Here is the rule.
ROSEBUDS & HANGING BASKETS
A teenage granddaughter
comes downstairs for her date
with this see-through blouse on and no bra.
Her grandmother just pitched a fit,
telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her!
'Loosen up Grams.
These are modern times.
You gotta let your rose buds show!'
and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs,
and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.
The teenager wants to die.
She explains to her grandmother
that she has friends coming over
and that it is just not appropriate....
The grandmother says,
'Loosen up,
Sweetie.
If you can show off your rose buds,
then I can display my hanging baskets.
Shop on line for some swim suits:
Swim suits for all
I love swim wear
Swim suits
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
A Little Trivia

Nubian Poets
African American trivia
The answers are below.
1. What group from the 80’s had a hit with the song titled “777-9311”?
2. Who was the first African American Supreme Court Justice?
3. What former Muhammad Ali bodyguard played Clubber Lang in Rocky III?
4. What gospel legend got her start singing in a group called the Caravan Singers?
5. What gospel pioneer wrote “Take my Hand Precious Lord”?
6. What is Dominique Wilkins’ brother first name that also played in the NBA?
7. How many times did Muhammad Ali win the Heavyweight Championship title?
8. Which one of these three entertainers appeared on the old Star Search variety show? a) Usher b) Michael Jackson c) Gerald Levert
9. Which one of these three comedians appeared on the old Star Search variety show? a) Martin Lawrence b) Eddie Murphy c) Bernie Mac
10. What singer had a hit with a song titled “The Big Payback”?
11. What is Marcia’s from the Brady Bunch real name?
12. What year was the legendary hip-hop recording “Rappers Delight” released?
13. What is Snoop Dogg’s real name?
14. What was legendary poet Amiri Baraka name before he changed it?
15. Who invented both the traffic light and gas mask?
16. What movie did Denzel Washington win an academy award for?
17. Who is
18. Who was the first person of African descent to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize?
19. Who was the first person of African descent to be honored on a postage stamp?
20. What show was Ralph Carter a co-star on that debuted on February 1, 1974?
21. What group had a hit in the 70’s with “One Bad Apple”?
22. What member of the famous
23. What singer had a hit with the song “Let’s Stay Together”?
24. Who was the first person of African descent to play in the Master’s Golf Tournament?
25. Who is the creator of the Kwanzaa holiday celebration?
26. Who is the founder of Ebony and Jet magazines?
27. He said nobody can sing like whom in the movie Five Heartbeats?
28. What was Diahann Carroll’s character first name in the movie Five Heartbeats?
29. What was the first black-owned company to be listed on the American Stock Exchange?
30. In what year was Dr. Martin L. King Jr. assassinated?
31. Who was the first African American astronaut in space?
32. Who became the first African American female lawyer in 1872?
33. What show did the Jeffersons TV show spin-off from?
34. How many years did Michael Jordan play with the Chicago Bulls?
35. Is walking to the store in your house shoes ghetto?
Answers:
2. Thurgood Marshall
3. Mr. T.
4. Shirley Ceasar
5. Thomas A. Dorsey
6. Gerald
7. 3
8. Usher
9. Martin Lawrence
10. James Brown
11. Maureen McCormick
12. 1979
13. Calvin Broadus
14. Leroi Jones
15. Garrett A. Morgan
16. Glory
17. Madam C.J. Walker
18. Ralph Bunche
19. Booker T. Washington
20. Good Times
21. The Osmond Brothers
22. Rebbie Jackson
23. Al Green
24. Lee Elder
25. Dr. Maulana Karenga
26. John H. Johnson
27. Eddie Canne Jr.
28. Eleanor
29. Johnson, Products Company
30. 1968
31. Guion Bluford Jr.
32. Charlotte E. Ray
33. All in the Family
34. 13
35. Yes. End of Trivia
Monday, June 1, 2009
Dark Economics

A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, “Dark in here.”
The man says, “Yes, it is.”
“I have a baseball.”
“That’s nice.”
“Want to buy it?”
“No, thanks.”
“My dad’s outside.”
“OK, how much?”
“$250.”
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
“Dark in here.”
“Yes, it is.”
“I have a baseball glove.”
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”
“$750.”
“Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.”
The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
“$1,000.”
The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, “Dark in here.”
If Our Planet had only 100 People on it....

(Archives July 31st 1997 , newspaper clipping I found. )
If we could shrink the earth’s population to a village of 100 people,
with all the existing ratios, remaining the same,
it would look like this.:
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Play it again Sam

One of my favorite actresses,
played in the movie Casa Blanca, taking place in Nazi occupied, Morocco.
It’s a WW2 movie where Bogart is torn between his love for her and his virtue where doing the right thing was important.
Should he keep his love or help her leave with her resistance leader husband.
She said of Bogart: “I kissed him but I didn’t know him.”
Play It Again Sam
by Joe Halli
Flim flam Play it again Sam
Sing about the good old days
When all we knew was love
Flim flam What's the matter Sam
Have you long forgotten happiness
And what are you thinking of?
Cause the good old days
Are only good 'cause we forgot the bad
And the happy times and pleasant thoughts
Somehow block out the sad
Cause the smiles outlast the tears
And the hopes outlast the fears
And nothing outlasts the cheers
Of the friends you always had
As the past and future converge on now
I look at Sam and where I am
And try to picture exactly how
I'll see this scene in some time
Will I see his frown, the rain-soaked ground
The remnants of this dying town?
Or will a pleasant memory grow
In my flawed but fertile mind
Chorus
It's in the Crystal stars and the sunrise
Perfect hair and twinklin' eyes
A place of life where no one dies
A perfect world built on lies.
Flim flamPlay it again Sam
Sing about the good old days
For sorrow needs no song
Flim flam
It's alright Sam
Thursday, May 28, 2009
and That's how the fight started

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0
to 200 in about 3 seconds.
I bought her a scale..
And that's how the fight started.
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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?'
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet
appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
And that's how the fight started.
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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A
Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply
saying 'Yes.'
So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'
And that's how the fight started
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light
for $14..95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream
for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look
better at night than the cold cream.
And that's how the fight started.
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some
reason, took my order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's how the fight started
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
Men Are Happy Say Jealous Women
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
(click)
Slade Mama Weer all Crazee now Lyrics:I don't want to drink my whisky like you do
I don't need to spend my money but still do
Don't stop now a c-'mon Another drop now c-'mon I wanna lot now so c-'mon
That's rightthat's right
I said Mama but we're all crazy nowI said Mama but we're all crazy nowI said Mama but we're all crazy now.
And you told me fool firewater won't hurt me
And you tease me and allmy ladies desert me
Don't stop now a c-'mon
Another drop now c-'monI wanna lo now so c-'mon
That's rightthat's right
I said Mama but we're all crazy now I said Mama but we're all crazy now
I said Mama but we're all crazy now.
I don't want to drink mywhisky but still do I had enough to fill up"H" Hill's left shoe
Don't stop now a c-'mon Another drop now c-'mon I wanna lot now so c-'mon
That's rightthat's rightI said Mama but we're all crazy nowI said Mama but we're all crazy nowI said Mama but we're all crazy now.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
The Kiss...who can resist...
The KISS brings us joy, pain, contentment, anger, fear, tears …. vulnerability and emotions we never knew we had.
It is associated with LOVE but it doesn’t have to be, as we all kiss for different reasons, some of which are shown here.
The Kiss of Innocence
The Kiss of Betrayal
The Kiss of Death
The Kiss or Rear Ender
The Kiss Off
The Princely Kiss
The Friendship Kiss
The Farewell Kiss
The Butterfly or Laughing Eskimo Kiss
The Final Kiss
Next to eating, THE KISS is the most important thing in all our lives.
As beings with human emotion, THE KISS can expose truths and lies better than any court of law.
It connects and separates better than telephones and walls and it unites better than flowers, chocolates or ice cream.
Without it…. we’d be very lonely people indeed.















