You Gave Me This Day
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You gave me this day
And the first shoes
Out of which grew
The sturdy legs that walk it.
You gave me this day:
The poem I breathe
Into the sunshine an...
15 hours ago
And so, my Life…. as a Lady…. began..!
The Coat Hanger:Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small
daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the
pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found
that
she had locked her keys in the car.
She didn't know what to do, so she called home and told the baby
sitter
what had happened. The baby sitter told her that the fever was
getting
worse. She said, "You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the
door."
The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had
been
left on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time had
locked
their keys in their car. She looked at the hanger and said, "I don't
know
how to use this." She bowed her head and asked God to send her help.
Within five minutes a beat up old motor cycle pulled up, with a dirty,
greasy, bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head.
The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help me?" But, she was
desperate, so she was also very thankful.
The man got off of his cycle and asked if he could help.
She said, "Yes, my daughter is very sick. I stopped to get her some
medication and I locked my keys in my car. I must get home to her.
Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"
He said, "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute
the car was opened. She hugged the man and through her tears she
said,
"Thank You So Much! You are a very nice man."
The man replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of
prison
today. I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for
about an hour."
The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud,
'Oh, thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!'
Is GOD GOOD - or what!
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Pete was in the restaurant yesterday when suddenly realized he desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so he timed his
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, he started to feel better. he finished his coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at him....
Then he suddenly remembered that he was listening to his iPod.
WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ!
(Passing requires only 3 correct answers out of 10!)
Only total thicko's will fail !!
1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last ?
2) Which country makes Panama hats ?
3) From which animal do we get cat gut ?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of ?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal
?
7) What was King George VI's first name ?
8) What color is a purple finch ?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from ?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial
airplane ?
Remember, you need only 3 correct answers to pass.
Check your answers below.ANSWERS
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last ? 116 years
2) Which country makes Panama hats ? Ecuador
3) >From which animal do we get cat gut ? Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ?
November
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of ? Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what
animal ? Dogs
7) What was King George VI's first name ? Albert
8) What color is a purple finch ? Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from ? New Zealand
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial
airplane ?
Orange (of course!)
What do you mean, you failed?!!
Me, too...!!!
( And if you try to tell me you passed, you lie! )
Pass this on to some "brilliant" friends, so that they may feel
useless too!
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