Friday, July 29, 2011

Amigos Who Love

Newfoundlander Password

The Bank of Montreal was running a recent Password Audit and found
Stevie O'Toole from Conception Bay (Newfoundland) using the following


When Stevie was asked why he had such a long password, he replied,
'Lard t'underin geesus! Are yez blind er' stupid?
I wuz told me password had to be at least 8 characters long wit' one
capital ''


You might have to think twice about this one. A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip Of her ••••• finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency Room doctor asked her. 'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied. 'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting Off your finger?' 'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, & Then I thought, 'I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants... I'm not shooting myself in the chest.' 'So then?' asked the doctor. 'Then I put the gun in my mouth, & I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00 To get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.' 'So then?' 'Then I put the gun to my ear, & I thought: 'This is going to make a Loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the Trigger.

I think blondes and Newfoundlanders have the Luck of the Irish.
My wrist doesn't hurt much now but the pills sure did a job on my system cause its all upset.

And what a hassle to do things with one hand.
Try peeling a potato or cutting a tomato or putting on your under wear or fixing your hair.pffff! I feel like a comedian creating jokes on
Next time someone asks me what's better, to hurt a leg or an arm and I'll definitely say a leg because you can sit doing things but without arms......geez!

All I can do is put meat into aluminum foil (which is also a trick to tear off the roll) season it add water and put in to bake. The rest someone else has to do.
I can still load the dishwasher.
and I keep looking outside longing to go out and play .
Well it's not to be for now so its nice nature shows me a flower or two to admire.

Weeds have stories behind them For example:

Morning Glory Seeds

  • Drives out water - for heat accumulation in the stomach or intestines, severe constipation, abdominal distention, urinary difficulty (water is expelled through urine and stool).
  • Unblocks the bowels and removes accumulations - constipation due to accumulation and stagnation of damp-heat in the stomach and intestines.
  • Drives out phlegm and congested fluids - cough, wheezing, chest fullness.
  • Expels intestinal parasites and reduces food stagnation - roundworm or tapeworm infestations and food stagnation.

Dosage and Preparation Notes

  • Dosage: 4.5-9g
It also gives hallucinations so one has to be careful and know how to use the seeds

Whatever I see and do these days I see only my Amigoes who love


Akelamalu said...

Loving the blonde jokes. LOL

A Lady's Life said...

akelamalu lol