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A Scotsman, adorned in his kilt, was walking home, down a country path. He was a little tipsy and happy after finishing off a considerable amount of whiskey at a local pub.
He felt a little sleepy and decided to take a wee shut eye leaning his back against a tree.
As he slept, two young lasses walked down the road and heard the Scotsman snoring loudly.
One said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt."
So she boldly walked over to the sleeping man, raised his kilt, and saw what nature had provided him at his birth.
Hmmm.....Her friend said, "Well that solves the mystery for us, now! We must reward him!"
So, she took a blue ribbon from her hair, and gently tied it around what nature had provided the Scotsman, and the two girls walked away.
Some time later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature, and walked around to the other side of the tree to relieve himself.
He raised his kilt...and saw a blue ribbon tied around what nature provided him.
After several moments of bewilderment, the Scotsman said...
"I don't know where y'been laddie...but it's nice ta' know y'won first prize!"