A Brilliant Smile

What is the longest word
in the dictionary?



Ans.
Smiles.

Because there is a mile between the two s's

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One Friday afternoon two women are sitting on the front porch.

The first woman says, "Here comes my husband with a bunch of flowers.
That means I'll be on my back with my legs in the air all weekend."

The other woman asks, "Why, don't you have a vase?"

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The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on
 a large lake. As they drifted on the still lake, the philosopher
 accidentally dropped an oar and watched it float away. The pontiff
 stepped out of the boat, walked across the water to the oar, grabbed it
 and walked back to the boat. The next day at the university, a colleague
 asked the philosopher if he had enjoyed fishing with the Pope. "It was
 okay, but would you believe that guy can't swim?"
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What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour
waiting for a two minute ride!!