Wednesday, June 23, 2010

A Brilliant Smile

What is the longest word
in the dictionary?


Because there is a mile between the two s's


One Friday afternoon two women are sitting on the front porch.

The first woman says, "Here comes my husband with a bunch of flowers.
That means I'll be on my back with my legs in the air all weekend."

The other woman asks, "Why, don't you have a vase?"


The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on
a large lake. As they drifted on the still lake, the philosopher
accidentally dropped an oar and watched it float away. The pontiff
stepped out of the boat, walked across the water to the oar, grabbed it
and walked back to the boat. The next day at the university, a colleague
asked the philosopher if he had enjoyed fishing with the Pope. "It was
okay, but would you believe that guy can't swim?"

What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour
waiting for a two minute ride!!


roughterrain crane said...

I do love that philosoper's way of thinking! If we have this kind of friend, our world will be more enjoyable.
The summer solstice passed.
Is it rainy at your place?

A Lady's Life said...

No today it was very hot and sunny for a change.
Miracles happen every day but we are just too busy to see them.

Life in itself is a miracle.To think that the universe which had no air, water, warmth, etc.. had germs which developed into plants, animals and people.
It is a miracle.

Akelamalu said...

Love the definition of smiles :)

Great jokes.

George said...

A smile does go a long way, doesn't it? Thanks for the smiles you've given in this post.

Baron's Life said...

Wow...she needs to buy a vase...for sure

A Lady's Life said...

lol Baron
I think I will not say anything here lol
can't win.