Saturday, December 14, 2013

Oh Christmas Tree Oh Christmas Tree

Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however They had gotten
over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped
in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought She would take off
her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive Pair of panties and
did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave That had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she Proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to Go home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, So he
phoned the other husband and said:
"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.
My wife came home with no panties!!"

 "That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
stuck to her ass that said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station.
 We'll never forget you.'"

Have a great Day!!



Akelamalu said...

Heard it before but it still makes me laugh!

A Lady's Life said...

Akelamalu me too lol