FREE PUPPIES. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog. able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.
COWS: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents/lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
And the best one?:
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything
Inside a pale blue hanky lay our vows of love Picked on a hillside Two Blue Heart mountain flowers Your face was flushed and joyful I knew you were the one The one who would love me Forever in the sun
I stole the pale blue hanky and made you search in vain And you came home unhappy And cried that it was gone.
Inside a pale blue hanky Lay our vows of love Picked on a hillside Two Blue Heart mountain flowers I stole the pale blue hanky and brought it home that day To add to it a diamond ring Engraved with your own name
My love is like this diamond Emitting radiant light So you can find me in the darkness Of the blackest night The vows of love are given For people to know joy The Blue Heart Mountain flowers Are two hearts on a hillside. :)ALADY'SLIFE
Ralph Waldo Emerson A man is a little thing when he works by and for himself; but when he gives voice to the rules of love and justice, he is godlike.