Showing posts with label wedding vows. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wedding vows. Show all posts

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Extra Extra Read All About it!

A.L.L.

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Classifieds


These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day....

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!


FREE PUPPIES:

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


FREE PUPPIES.

Mother, AKC German Shepherd.

Father, Super Dog. able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.

Looks like a rat. Been out a while.

Better be a big reward.


COWS: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.


NORDIC TRACK

$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.


GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer $300.


WEDDING DRESS FOR
SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.


And the best one?:


FOR
SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything

Monday, April 19, 2010

The Blue Hanky




Inside a pale blue hanky
lay our vows of love
Picked on a hillside
Two Blue Heart mountain flowers
Your face was flushed and joyful
I knew you were the one
The one who would love me
Forever in the sun

I stole the pale blue hanky and made you search in vain
And you came home unhappy
And cried that it was gone.

Inside a pale blue hanky
Lay our vows of love
Picked on a hillside
Two Blue Heart mountain flowers
I stole the pale blue hanky
and brought it home that day
To add to it a diamond ring
Engraved with your own name

My love is like this diamond
Emitting radiant light
So you can find me in the darkness
Of the blackest night
The vows of love are given
For people to know joy
The Blue Heart Mountain flowers
Are two hearts on a hillside.
:)ALADY'SLIFE

Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man is a little thing when he works by and for himself; but when he gives voice to the rules of love and justice, he is godlike.

Friday, January 15, 2010

To Err is Human to Forgive Divine



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When will people understand the difference between love and sex?
Love is so much more. There is no going back with love.

Love is IT!!!!!
Groan and Bear it. lol
Love is forever.
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