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Thursday, October 6, 2011

doodads and pumkins




Being a Christian is like being a pumpkin. God lifts you up,
takes you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. He opens you
up, touches you deep inside and scoops out all the yucky stuff--
including the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc. Then He carves
you a new smiling face and puts His light inside you to shine for
all the world to see.





Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners have short cords.

Have a great day!