Little Things Make a Difference

Now I found these little things cleaning cupboards and
still think they make for nice conversation pieces.

Not many people smoke today so not many homes put out
ash trays. This little shoe you can carry around in your purse
or pocket and use it for ashes or to lay a cigarette on for a few minutes
to do something

The Iron reminds us of the good old days when coal heated Irons were
heavy and hot to use. No wonder women were strong in those days.

and the little tray is full of refreshing drinks for when one gets thirsty.
I think all these things are made of bronze .
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A Newfie went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck

and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like Newfies.

The game warden ordered the Newfie to show his hunting license, and the Newfie pulled out a valid

Ontario hunting license.

The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its ass, and said,

'This duck ain't from Ontario. This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec huntin' license, boy?'

The Newfie reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license.

The warden smelled the third ducks ass and said this duck is from Manitoba. Do you have a Manitoba huntin license?

The Newfie took out his wallet and again showed the warden that he did.

The warden got a little frustrated and asked

Where are you from anyway?

The Newfie took down his pants, bent over and said

Guess. You got the other three right.