Happy Easter

Hey! Where are the Father in law jokes? I've never heard of any? lol

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it
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I had amnesia once---or twice
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I went to San Francisco . I found someone's heart. Now what?
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Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy
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If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
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My weight is perfect for my height--which varies.
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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How can there be self-help "groups"?
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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off
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Is it me --or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

Have a wonderful week end. :)

OOps !

Oops! Poor Grama.
I remember we were at a Ball and my Dad was dancing, and his pants fell down.
He wasn't wearing a belt and lost weight so his suit was loose.
It was embarrassing but every one laughed.

One of these OOPS stories.

The above picture is ingenious especially if it has an opening at the bottom as well.
It does a great job of multi tasking baby and
not to mention
cute to look at
although the arms look like they are a bit too high.

Today I made lunch early consisting of ocean perch soy beans and fries.
It went down well with my boys.
I always liked perch, bass and trout better than salmon and would love to see our lakes full of them.
It seems to be an Eastern product though unless you can fish it in the ocean.
But then I can't be certain.

Hope you have a good day.:)

Explaining It Like It Is

Now I can see my Grand Mother explaining it like this
but no one else lol
Confucious - A Modern Genius. !!