Now I've Seen It All

Now this is really a good magic trick.

Can you imagine doing this trick on your friends.?
They would never believe it.

You can bet money on it. lol

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A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbor strolls over. The neighbor tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds. Finally, the neighbor asks what the problem is.

"Well," the man says, "I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now I'm in the doghouse."

"What kind of question?" the neighbor asks.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly."

"That's easy," says the neighbor. "You just say, 'Of course I will'".

"Yeah," says the other man, "that's what I meant to say. But what came out was, 'Of course I do.'"
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What is heavier gold or feather?

ans: Feathers
Gold is measured in 12 oz Troy pounds
Feathers are measure in 16 oz Avoir dupois pounds.

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