Hairy Mail

MR POSTMAN

AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS KIDDIN???

He must also be going through the change of life like Marge Simpson.lol

Wat you see, is wat you get.

You can luv im

You can hate im

Or luv to hate im

As Stevie Wonder says:.

Things Dad Will Never Say

1. Well, how about that! I'm lost. Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.
2. You know, pumpkin. Now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?
3. I noticed that all your friends have a certain negative attitude. I like that!
4. You want a car....let me get it for you.!
   
5. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car. Go crazy!
6. What do you mean you want to play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?
7. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might want to consider throwing a party.
8. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies.

You know, that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

9. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring. Now, quit your belly aching and let's go to the mall.
10. What do you want to go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
11. Father's Day? Ah, don't worry about that. It's no big deal!