The Orchid Difference.

 

 A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... She has 14 kids but she doesn't really care. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does. 

. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.. 

 Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today... 

Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my panties. 

Amazing! You hang something in your closet, for a while, and it shrinks 2 sizes!

 Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now, I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat.. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat! . 

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then they marry him. 

 I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day! 


Today I am making Shepherds Pie with BBQ chicken
My boy came home from Penticton  tired and hungry. They had a lot of fun at the camp ground which was surrounded by grizzly bears eating what looks like grass. He said the camp itself had many deer.They went swimming, ate at local Subway and other quick places and cooked at the camp ground. They also went swimming.
Sometimes I wish I pushed him more into piano but he always loved soccer.
They won the tournament so he was very happy.

lol 
have a good one 
:)