HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.
The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me.
 One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom,
and you can prepare my meals,clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so."

That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying,

"I don't think so."
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How does a man know when a woman's about to say something, is smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ...."

lol

Ladies.........................? The balls' in your court now.
lol



Have a great day!!!
:)