Hockey for the Hungry - The Arena Ice hockey season, that time feverishly awaited by millions, has just ended. A moment of silence . . . We have ice hockey in our family. Both Husb...
5 hours ago
It was so hot... All the corn on the stalks started popping
and flying through the air. The cows thought it was snowing.
And they froze to death. The potatoes cook underground and
all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter,
salt and pepper. Farmers are feeding their chickens
crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs. the cows are giving evaporated milk. the trees are whistlin' for the dogs. Satan decided to take the day off. Even the sun was looking for some shade! the birds had to pick up the worms
with potholders. I saw a dog chasing a cat and they
were both walkin'.. I saw a fire hydrant begging a dog
to pee on it Campbell Soup Co. has changed the
directions on its cans to, "Just pour and eat." Water in public swimming pools is
evaporating so fast that children are being encouraged to swim in the deep
end and keep ignoring the, "no peeing" rule. As if the heat isn't bad enough,
in many parts of the country, including Pennsylvania, people are
suffering through a persistent drought, one that has been especially
hard on farmers. Not only are their crops wilting, some of their
dairy cows are producing powdered milk. Don't be surprised if
milk cartons in the stores soon display this label: 2% milk, 98% air.Summer - It's So Hot!!!