A Jewish daughter complained to her mother
saying she wasn't happy and was going to divorce her husband
Why?.. Because all he wants is sex, sex and more sex.and her vagina was now the size of a 50-cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece."
Her mother said .....
You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
You live in an 8 bedroom mansion
You drive a $250,000 Ferrari,
You get $2,000 a week allowance,
You take 6 vacations a year and
You want to throw all that away...
Over 45 cents?"
I love Jewish jokes The Mothers are all wonderful Mothers.
You never hear of bad Jewish Mothers but I am sure there are many of them lol
The story of Jesus ends with the crucifiction and resurrection.
Then in the temptation of the Christ they show him asking to one of his disciples Why are you lying about me.
I am alive and I want to live quietly in peace with my family.
And the answer was: Cause it makes for a better story.
Now they totally screwed up the greatest story ever told, with this movie.
Anyway nothing makes any sense especially today when suddenly they speak of Judeo Christians.
I worked in a Jewish senior home and the ladies got up just once a year from their chairs to dance and this was the night Jesus was being crucified. They were over joyed and they would forgive me for being gentile.
I was quite innocent of things like this back then. To me every one was Christian lol except for the fact that the Jews had a genetic problem in their backs that had to be operated on. Neither my church nor parents ever spoke of hateful things so I grew up loving everyone.
Today it even makes less sense with the Arab problem. If we all came from the days of Adam and Eve and Abraham and Moses
and were all Jews
then why the fight for Israel? If the Christians are all Jews then the Arabs are all Jews too.
No one can get away from their roots.
We are all Jews scattered and changed by only by words and vocabulary.
So in the end it is not religion that's a problem, because we all believe in God, but words and talking.
So basically the message is that we should all just shut up . lol
They call living as Monks a cult but it's not a cult. Monks are peaceful people.
They keep their heads low and never speak.
And furthermore, since it became Judeo Christianity today, imagine one day we find out
Jesus became Muhammad and began killing every one to keep himself safe.
Turning himself from a lamb into a warrior .
Now wouldn't this blow the mind out of the Arab world.
All this killing........all this sorrow...........all this spilling of blood........and for what?
Words in a book?
Books are written to tell stories, all kind of stories.
People were meant to read them to expand the mind, to learn right from wrong.
Books teach that suffering is wrong. To cause suffering is wrong.
Israel belongs to the Jews and since we are all Jews, it belongs to everyone.
This blows the lid out of
other countries and borders as well. If we are all Jews then the whole world is Jewish.
Maybe this is why they call themselves the chosen because it all began with them and this word. "Jew".
and if this is so then why can't we just leave things alone and accept our differences as Jews. lol
People were all given rights to be free so they could learn.
Yesterday I saw a movie with Jackie Chan coming to the US to save his Princess.
He was in a foreign world but his smile melted your heart and he made friends.
I watch the charity stations of poor children all over the world. Their tears melt your heart.
We seek truth but we go to the wrong places to seek it.
Truth, in evidence, will not be found past a certain time. For all we know, our planet shifted and another realm lived what is now deep under the sea where no one goes and we are fighting over a few thousand meaningless years.
So much money spent on bombs because we don't understand
that by killing our brother, we kill ourselves.
So what is this thing with North Korea now?
Will they not learn? and why isnt it China teaching them not to use bombs?
There are no excuses for using bombs that cross over to other lands of peace,
killing silently, innocent people including your own.
North Korea using nuke bombs is not the problem of the US to stop.
It is China who must stop them.
Nothing makes sense.
You will never have peace until you find a better foundation to build on.
So we need to begin with Adam and Eve. We need to know the story of Moses and Abraham and we need to heal the family at those points of interest where they divorced.
So now we see, what we teach our societies about divorce and independence and about the ego and me first, is wrong.
Traditional families are important . Raising children with stable Mothers and Fathers are important.
Staying to gether is important and growing out from there is important because now you have a strong foundation from which to work with which will integrate success with understanding.
This planet is one big family of humans sharing with other creatures who also have rights to live but live by no rules or boundaries. So what makes us different?
Well This is entertainment teaching us something, giving us food for thought.
So now every one has something to think about lol