Tuesday, March 27, 2012

The Wrong Mirror

I hate mirrors that speak the truth almost as much as I hate tailors who keep measuring you saying:
Oh, I think you gained a little.
You keep wooshing their tape measure away saying :
No!No!No! Just follow the old measurements.!

No Wonder people hate truth. lol

And then there are the lucky people, like my husband, who has no ass at all.

How can you live without an ass is my question?

Pure Genious!



George said...

I definitely do not like mirrors -- or tape measures!

A Lady's Life said...

lol George lol

Akelamalu said...

I only look in mirros that make me look slim. ;)

Diane said...

I'm getting rid of all my mirrors. They only show old people. Stupid mirrors.

A Lady's Life said...

Diane - They sure can lie can't they lol

A Lady's Life said...

Akelamalu - I stopped looking lol