Heads You Lose - Tales You Lose

A guy and several of his buddies used to frequent a certain restaurant. The food was always good, but the waitress always looked and sounded very sour.One evening, one of the friends was feeling rather good, and jokingly asked the waitress when she came to take their orders, 'Ma'am, do you believe in free love?'The waitress huffed up and almost yelled at the man, 'I certainly do not!'With a great big grin, the man asked, 'Well, Darlin', then how much do you charge?