The Duck and the Lemonade Story
http://www.innocentenglish.com/daily-quick-break/money-jokes-2.html
Quote:
"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible
is music."
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TODAY’S DAILY STOCK MARKET REPORT:
Helium was up. Feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued a slow decline.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers remained unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
Balloon prices were inflated. Oil continued it’s slippery slide.
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.
AWWW MONDAY - WEEKEND MARCH
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This is our most adventurous cat Arthur. He was born in April 2002 and
arrived at the same time in a shelter near our house when we arrived too.
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