Saturday, May 22, 2010

Extra Extra Read All About it!

A.L.L.

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Classifieds


These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day....

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!


FREE PUPPIES:

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


FREE PUPPIES.

Mother, AKC German Shepherd.

Father, Super Dog. able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.

Looks like a rat. Been out a while.

Better be a big reward.


COWS: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.


NORDIC TRACK

$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.


GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer $300.


WEDDING DRESS FOR
SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.


And the best one?:


FOR
SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything

4 comments:

Sibel said...

So funny love it!!

Mama Zen said...

The one about the cows is my favorite. That's hilarious!

A Lady's Life said...

I love the yorkshire terrier one
Now he's got a selling add for sure lol

George said...

These are all funny. Thanks for chuckles.