Thursday, July 25, 2013

SHMEAT!!!


Yes Sir Yee Folks!

The future stocks to buy lie in SCHMEAT.

In vitro meat, produced hydroponically, cruelty free, immitation meat,
supported by groups such as PETA.
Winston Churchil predicted that in the future we will grow the body parts
we want to eat, instead of killing an animal.

Maastricht University produced schmeat, using animal muscle tissue.

Harvard Medical School produced in vitro steak from prenatal sheep cells.

NASA produced in vitro meat from turkey muscle cells.
The University of Amsterdam seeded collagen with muscle tissue and then forced the cells to
divide, resulting in lab grown meat.

So next time you sizzle a juicy steak on the grill, just think, it might not be from a big brown eyed cow
or an innocent lamb, or a hormonal chicken.

It might be a lab grown piece of meat and only God knows what they will put into that,
to make it grow.
This means less farming, less  farting cows gassing our planet, and more
green houses growing meat on sheets, in a controlled environment.

At the moment it is very expensive to buy such meat but hey, maybe the recipes will be given to people so they can grow it by themselves at home.

Schmeat.  Sheet meat.

I don't know.
What do creationists think about this?
Is this creationism or evolution?
hmmm. lol

3 comments:

Margie said...

Not a good ting!
I don't eat much meat.

Margie said...

*thing*

A Lady's Life said...

Margie I do not think so either but if the planet has too many people to feed, this is what they will resort to. That and insects.But hey, there won't be mad cow any more which opens doors to other things we will have to find out about. lol