No Matter Where You Are

No matter where you are, heaven is at your feet,
 if you dare just stop a minute and see it for what it is.
Nothing is more beautiful than to live
 with love in your heart.
xoxoxooxoxo

Summer 

It was so hot...

 All the corn on the stalks started popping

 and flying through 
the air. The cows thought it was snowing.

 And they froze to death.
 
 The potatoes cook underground and 

all you have to do to have 
lunch is to pull one out and add butter,

 salt and pepper.

 Farmers are feeding their chickens 

crushed ice to keep them 
from laying hard boiled eggs.

 the cows are giving evaporated milk.

 the trees are whistlin' for the dogs.

 Satan decided to take the day off.

 Even the sun was looking for some shade!

 the birds had to pick up the worms

 with potholders.

 I saw a dog chasing a cat and they 

were both walkin'..

 I saw a fire hydrant begging a dog 

to pee on it

 Campbell Soup Co. has changed the

 directions on its cans to,
"Just pour and eat."

 Water in public swimming pools is

 evaporating so fast that children 
are being encouraged to swim in the deep 

end and keep ignoring the,
"no peeing" rule.

 As if the heat isn't bad enough, 

in many parts of the country, 
including Pennsylvania, people are 

suffering through a persistent
drought, one that has been especially 

hard on farmers. Not only 
are their crops wilting, some of their 

dairy cows are producing
powdered milk. Don't be surprised if 

milk cartons in the stores 
soon display this label:  2% milk, 98% air.

Summer - It's So Hot!!!