Dear Diary

 

(letter to myself)

People often ask me what planet I come from.
It's nice they notice.
Cause I'm proof that perfection exists. I'm so glamorous, I spit glitter.
I answer them and tell them it's mind over matter and they can't criticize till they reach my level,I'm afraid
In the meantime, they should just admire me.
I won't mind , really, cause they don't matter.

I tell people to SAVE THEMSELVES at the PTA meetings.
Don't hate what you can't understand or imitate cause I make Hot Sauce jealous and since I am who I am,
No ones' approval is needed.
(Sigh)
Sometimes I think it isn't easy being me
But it sure is fun watching people try.
It's sad cause jealousy is such a terrible disease
I truly hope the afflicted people get well soon. Otherwise hating
(especially me) won't make them any prettier.
Then I will have to be interrupted to listen to their complaints, trying to ignore them.

It's not that I am conceited or anything.
I'm just aware of my sexy little package.
I say SORRY.
If you're famous, you walk the red carpet.
I, on the other hand, do better.
I walk on toilet paper....cause  Really......I'm the S H I T!!
Why?
Cause if you did it..chances are I did it before you.
If you get it....Baby I already had it.

Are you shocked? Don't be.
It's not polite to stare......but I understand. lol
My philosophy is that it's not enough that I should succeed.
It's never enough.
Others SHOULD fail.
What I am always doing is chasing perfection.
How many people work to do that today?
They know lifes' a bitch.... and then they go marry one.
Me?
I'm sexy by nature and
Naughty by choice.
One of a kind.
Sexy confident, sophisticated and ALWAYS on your mind.
I'm the person Mama warned you about.
Drag my name through the dirt and I come out clean.
This irritates the heck out of other gals but hey...don't hate the player.
Hate the game, cause there are two sure infinite things in life:
1)the universe
              2) human stupidity and
( I am not sure about the first one.)

You can hate me but you can never be me.
I am me myself and I and you can't compare.
I'm hated by many, loved by few and known by all.
Just try to keep up.
I stand up for what I believe in.
I'm like a bomb technician......so if you see me runnin.......

People just don't get it.
Success comes in cans, not cants.
It's hard to be humble when you are as great as I am.
So there is no confusion........ I'm a Princess, a Queen, a Goddess.
I believe in love at first sight. Don't you?
Do I really have to take my clothes off?
The sad part is....
They say the great die young so I must not have much time left.
I'm not a lie nor an illusion.
I really do exist.
I'm not a believer in devil worshipping cause if he did exist...he'd be worshipping me
cause I'm eternal.
Barbie.... eat your heart out.
(sigh)
Well....... have to go now.
They are so lucky I am going to crash their party.
I'm not all that and a bag of chips.
I AM THE PARTY!!
So Diary.. update you tomorrow.
Toodles!!! :)

Who would dare bully this person lol .
Why be a target when you can be a leader. lol