Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Purity Plus Brains

In life we try to protect ourselves from animals and make so many rules against them.
Then we go into the wild to enjoy what they live in because what we live in is not that great.
So many people leave their meticulous green grass and disinfected houses to live in dirt.
This is exactly what they poo poo animals for making.
Yet the wilderness is much healthier for us and animals keep the lakes pristine.
Like this Osprey Fishing

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!' Ms.. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?' Harry: '9.' Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?' Harry: '36.' And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade' Ms. Brooks says to the principal,'Let me ask him some questions..' The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms.. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?' Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.' Ms Brooks:'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?' The principal wondered why would she ask such a question! Harry replied:'Pockets.' Ms. Brooks:'What does a dog do that a man steps into?' Harry: 'Pants.' The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks:'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?' The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied,'Bubble gum.' Ms. Brooks:'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?' Harry: 'Shake hands.' The principal was trembling. Ms.. Brooks:'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?' Harry: 'Firetruck.' The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong... Xoxoxoxoxo


George said...

I love the story of Harry; thanks for the smiles. I also like your observations about getting out into nature. The video was pretty awesome, too.

Mama Zen said...

Oh, that's hilarious!

Rob-bear said...

I'm with the Osprey. Though I've ridden a fire engine to lots of places with much heat and excitement. And near death.

A Lady's Life said...

Thanks guys :)

Zuzana said...

I am laughing so much, I am going to send that joke to my husband, it is simply to good not to be shared, hehe.;))

A Lady's Life said...

lol I liked that one too Zuzana