Thursday, July 19, 2012

No Matter Where You Are

No matter where you are, heaven is at your feet,
 if you dare just stop a minute and see it for what it is.
Nothing is more beautiful than to live
 with love in your heart.
It was so hot...

 All the corn on the stalks started popping
 and flying through 
the air. The cows thought it was snowing.
 And they froze to death.
 The potatoes cook underground and 
all you have to do to have 
lunch is to pull one out and add butter,
 salt and pepper.

 Farmers are feeding their chickens 
crushed ice to keep them 
from laying hard boiled eggs.

 the cows are giving evaporated milk.

 the trees are whistlin' for the dogs.

 Satan decided to take the day off.

 Even the sun was looking for some shade!

 the birds had to pick up the worms
 with potholders.

 I saw a dog chasing a cat and they 
were both walkin'..

 I saw a fire hydrant begging a dog 
to pee on it

 Campbell Soup Co. has changed the
 directions on its cans to,
"Just pour and eat."

 Water in public swimming pools is
 evaporating so fast that children 
are being encouraged to swim in the deep 
end and keep ignoring the,
"no peeing" rule.

 As if the heat isn't bad enough, 
in many parts of the country, 
including Pennsylvania, people are 
suffering through a persistent
drought, one that has been especially 
hard on farmers. Not only 
are their crops wilting, some of their 
dairy cows are producing
powdered milk. Don't be surprised if 
milk cartons in the stores 
soon display this label:  2% milk, 98% air.

Summer - It's So Hot!!!


Rob-bear said...

"2% milk, 98% air."

Reminds me that wheat is 15% protein and 85% politics. Scotch is 40% alcohol and 60% taxes.

Interesting world.

Mama Zen said...

I believe every word of it! It's 105 here today!

Lydia Kang said...

So hot here too! I'm even hotter after reading this post. ;)

A Lady's Life said...

lol I thought everyone was on holidays but .... the streets are all bumper to bumper.Everyone is at work.Doesn't help the heat lol

Gattina said...

I wished I could send you our rain ! We have the heating on and have some floodings ! It's not right ! Nature goes crazy !

A Lady's Life said...

Gattina - Thanks but no thanks
We have wet weather 11 months of the year
Nice to have a bit of dry lol

Akelamalu said...

Well it's supposed to be summer here but with rain and 13C it's more like Autumn!

A Lady's Life said...

It's like someone is playing havoc with the weather isn't it?

George said...

This is a great post for the weather we've been having.