Friday, December 2, 2011

Poochy Garment

Poochy here is very happy in her new body suit.
She loves wearing this stuff in winter.
The first time I put it on I thought she would try to take it off but
to my surprise she enjoys wearing it.
It took hardly no time at all to make.
Well worth it for a Christmas stocking .
A 60 year old woman went to apply for a job as a juicer at a fruit store.
The manager thought she seemed too old for the job .
“Do you even have any actual experience picking lemons ?” he asked.
“Well, I think I do.” she replied. “I’ve been divorced 5 times!”
Working for the state police, you hear lots of funny speeding excuses. One day, while shooting my radar gun I caught an 85 year old lady doing 78 in a 55 mph zone. After I pulled her over I stepped up to her window and asked her, “Any reason you were speeding today?” She turns to me and replies, “Sure officer, I didn’t want to forget where I was going!”

When I bought my new car, I called my insurance broker to fill out a new application. He asked me if I have any traffic accidents on my record? I replied,” no, except someone once hit me!” So he snaps, “well that’s a accident!” I snap back, “no, the guy did it on purpose!!!”

Have a great Day!


I Wonder Wye said...

Poochy is styling...

A Lady's Life said...

She Sure is lol Wye
Thanks for visiting

Talli Roland said...

What a cute dog! Love the way she's posing... :)

A Lady's Life said...

Talli she is my angel.
I love her so much I can't imagine being without her. She is 8 years young and I still think she is a puppy.

Gattina said...

Poochy looks very chic !

Zuzana said...

Oh what a cute doggie in a cute outfit.;) Thank you for the laughs, have a great Sunday,

Diane said...

Poochie is so cute! And thank you for the jokes. I always pass them on to my family. they think I'm clever! Don't tell . . .

A Lady's Life said...

thanks guys :)

SandyCarlson said...

Beautiful pooch!

You have me laughing about what you said to the insurance guy.

A Lady's Life said...

Sandy - Life's like that. lol
People are funny :)