Poochy Garment

Poochy here is very happy in her new body suit.

She loves wearing this stuff in winter.

The first time I put it on I thought she would try to take it off but

to my surprise she enjoys wearing it.

It took hardly no time at all to make.

Well worth it for a Christmas stocking .

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A 60 year old woman went to apply for a job as a juicer at a fruit store.

The manager thought she seemed too old for the job .

“Do you even have any actual experience picking lemons ?” he asked.

“Well, I think I do.” she replied. “I’ve been divorced 5 times!”

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Working for the state police, you hear lots of funny speeding excuses. One day, while shooting my radar gun I caught an 85 year old lady doing 78 in a 55 mph zone. After I pulled her over I stepped up to her window and asked her, “Any reason you were speeding today?” She turns to me and replies, “Sure officer, I didn’t want to forget where I was going!”

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When I bought my new car, I called my insurance broker to fill out a new application. He asked me if I have any traffic accidents on my record? I replied,” no, except someone once hit me!” So he snaps, “well that’s a accident!” I snap back, “no, the guy did it on purpose!!!”

Have a great Day!