Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Lights! Camera ! Action!

One of the neighbors is all set for Christmas
Puts the rest of us to shame lol
Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the enormity of everything.

Having drunk a pint or two on the flight over, he sorely needed to relieve himself.

The first door he entered happened to be a large health club, and he asked the clerk if he might use the men's room.

The clerk said certainly and told Casey the men's room was the third door down the corridor on the left.

Now Casey, trying to appear sober, weaved his way down the hallway remembering some of the directions.

When he reached the third door, he turned RIGHT, opened the door and immediately fell into the deep end of a pool.

The clerk, realizing Casey's mistake, ran down the hall and burst through the door, prepared to save him, and heard Casey shout, "Don't flush, I'm in here!"


Did you read about the moron who ate his pennies and asked if anyone saw a change in him?

An American, a Mexican and an Italian robbed a bank. As it turned out, they got a lot of cash in Dollars, Pesos and Liras.

When they returned back to their hide-out, the American distributed the money in three even shares. He counted each portion aloud:

"1000 Dollars for me, 1000 Pesos for you, 1000 liras for you ...

1000 Dollars for me, 1000 Pesos for you, 1000 liras for you ...

1000 Dollars for me, 1000 Pesos for you, 1000 liras for you ..."
The Mexican said to the Italian, "Well I can't stand these Yankees, but I have to admit they are honest



Zuzana said...

Wow, your neighbor certainly is in the Christmas spirit.;)
Loved all the jokes.;)
Have a great end of the week,

BlueShell said...

Very well done!

Mama Zen said...

Awesome lights!

Gattina said...

That fits with my toilet, bathroom and restroom story, lol !

George said...

That is quite a lighting display. I think I would just enjoy it and not even bother trying to put up my own display. Thanks for the chuckles.

SandyCarlson said...

Those decorations sure are festive. Do you sleep with your sunglasses on?

Diane said...

I saw a picture of a display similar to your neighbour`s. The house next door to it had only put up one string of lights. They spelled out the word, `Ditto`!
Loved the jokes!