I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can
stop any time.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about
anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical
performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Have a good one :)
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