Saturday, April 7, 2012

Keep Your Straps On

First Love

Second Love

Third Love
Fourth Love

Fifth Love
and then??????????


Well it can't be all sentimental. :)

Keep It Classy
Keep your Straps on!!

Two friends were talking. One says to the other, “My Mother-In-Law, she’s an angel.”
His friend replies, “You’re lucky. Mine’s alive.”
What has six eyes but can’t see?
A. Three men alone in a house with a dirty kitchen, kids who need a bath and a bathroom which need to be cleaned.
Dad: Don’t you think our son gets his brains from me?
Mom: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.

Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.

But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend


At the Irish wedding reception the D.J. yelled...

"Would all the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."

The bartender was almost crushed to death.



Have a good one.


Rob-bear said...

We're in the fourth stage, and chugging along.

And you've got some truly wicked lines in there. Loved 'em! Especially the bar tender. Sadly.

Joyous Easter!

Gattina said...

Cute way through life !

Trotter said...

Hi Lady! Hope you’re having a Happy Easter! Sorry for the absence, but things are ever more difficult here...


Have a great week ahead!!!

A Lady's Life said...

rob bear Thought I'd pick on other people for a change instead of blondes lol

A Lady's Life said...

Yes life is good. Gattina.
Always changes. Good bad slow fast its all out there for you.

A Lady's Life said...

Trotter - yes you are right.
These are not so good times, especially with the middle east situation.

A Free Spirit Butterfly said...

Happy Easter My Lady!

Love the jokes. All were hilarious. I'm looking forward to stage five of the love stages... but first I need stage three. Lol

Love and hugs for a great day!

A Lady's Life said...

lol Happy Easter Butterfly
Enjoy the beach this fine day.