Sunday, February 24, 2013

Hello OOGLE .. I mean Eagle. hehehe

Paul Cemmick - Nose to Nose

I can see this happening in BC.
We have many eagles and nests and skiers flying through the mountain air.
Imagine this scenario lol

This is a post card I found and thought I'd share.
Have a good one!!!
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !"

Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
"See this badge?!  This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On anyland !!
No questions asked or answers given!!  Have I made myself you understand ?!!"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......

With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety.  The officer was clearly terrified.
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....                

(I just love this part....) 


"Your badge, show him your BADGE........ ! !"


George said...

I hope not too many skiers meet eagles under those circumstances. I love the story of the DEA officers.

SandyCarlson said...

I hope the eagles are not too bothered.

The DEA story had me laughing.

A Lady's Life said...

lol Life can be funny even in bad times George

A Lady's Life said...

I wouldn't want to be that skier lol Sandy. Those eagles have 8 foot wing spans. They are HUGE!!!