Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Kissing Future Mr Right



lol I kept this one in my pictures and it makes me laugh every time..

These are the cutest boy friends one could ever have
They steal your heart with their winning smiles
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A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but
Halfway through the semester he foolishly has squandered all of his
Money.

He calls home. 'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern education
Is developing.. They actually have a program here in Brisbane that will
Teach our dog Ol' Blue how to talk.'

'That's amazing!' his Dad says. 'How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?'

'Just send him down here with $2,000,' the young jackaroo says, 'I'll
Get him in the course.'

So .... His father sends the dog and $2,000.

About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.
'So how's Ol' Blue doing, son?' his father wants to know..

'Awesome! Dad, he's talking up a storm... But you just won't believe
This. They've had such good results with talking, they've begun to
Teach the animals how to read.'

'Read?' exclaims his father. 'No kidding! How do we get Ol' Blue in
That program?'

'Just send $4,500. I'll get him in the class.'

The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem.

At the end of the year,  his father will find out the dog can neither
Talk nor read. So he shoots the dog.
When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.
'Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to talk with him, and see him read
Something!'

'Dad,' the boy says, 'I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just
Before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked
Back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal. Then he suddenly
Turned to me and asked,  "So, is your Daddy still bonking that little
Redhead barmaid at the pub?''

The father groans and whispers,  'I hope you shot that bastard before
He talks to your Mother!'

'I sure did, Dad!'

'That's my boy!'

The kid went on to be a successful lawyer and politician! 
 

xoxoxoxox

6 comments:

Mama Zen said...

That's hilarious!

A Lady's Life said...

Thanks Mama Zen . Once in a while I'm hilarious lol

Adam said...

Cute video, kissing and masks are never a good match. They did at my school to some guys. Cheerleaders walked away and moms strolled in.

A Lady's Life said...

Adam lol Now that's funny lol

Gattina said...

He had all the skills for that, lol !

A Lady's Life said...

Gattina He sure did lol