Monday, November 19, 2012

Adams


Patch Adams is a real guy and he had free hospitals before Obama Care.
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 Golf Membership Application:
An elderly Scottish Jew decided to slow down and take up golf, so he
applied for membership at the local club.
 
After a week he received a message that his application has been
rejected. He went to the club to enquire why.
Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?
Scot: Aye, but I am as Scottish as you are, MacTavish.
Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear the kilt.
Scot: Aye, so do I.
Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under the kilt?
Scot: Aye, neither do I.
Secretary: But you are a Jew?
Scot: Aye, I be that.
Secretary: So you are circumcised?
Scot: Aye, I be that, too.
Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel
comfortable with that.
Scot: Ach, away with ya, man. I know that you have to be a
Protestant to march with the Orangemen.
And I know that you have to be a Catholic to join the Knights of
Columbus, but this is the first time I've heard that you have to be
a complete prick to join a golf club.
xoxoxoxooxo

8 comments:

deeps said...

ok this is news to me..
thanks for sharing...
and by the way, Mr Bean is mulling over retirement!!

....Petty Witter said...

I love the film starring Robin Williams.

A Lady's Life said...

Deeps I hope he continues to make movies He's really very good lol

A Lady's Life said...

Petty - Robin Williams is good too.
I hear he's remarried now but no one seems to talk about that as much as they do about Pitt and Clooony lol

Mama Zen said...

That's hilarious!

A Lady's Life said...

Thanks Mama Zen

George said...

Thanks for ending my day with a laugh.

A Lady's Life said...

Welcome George