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 Golf Membership Application:

An elderly Scottish Jew decided to slow down and take up golf, so he
applied for membership at the local club.

 

After a week he received a message that his application has been

rejected. He went to the club to enquire why.

Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?

Scot: Aye, but I am as Scottish as you are, MacTavish.

Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear the kilt.

Scot: Aye, so do I.

Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under the kilt?

Scot: Aye, neither do I.

Secretary: But you are a Jew?

Scot: Aye, I be that.

Secretary: So you are circumcised?

Scot: Aye, I be that, too.

Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel
comfortable with that.

Scot: Ach, away with ya, man. I know that you have to be a
Protestant to march with the Orangemen.
And I know that you have to be a Catholic to join the Knights of
Columbus, but this is the first time I've heard that you have to be
a complete prick to join a golf club.

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