Saturday, August 13, 2011

Turning Points

now lets not have a scene in front of company


A woman was in bed with her lover
when she heard her husband
opening the front door.

'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'

She rubbed baby oil all over him,
then dusted him with talcum powder.

'Don't move until I tell you,'
she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.'

'What's this?' the husband inquired
as he entered the room.

'Oh it's a statue,' she replied.
'The Smiths bought one and I liked it
so I got one for us, too.'

No more was said,
not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up,
went to the kitchen and returned
with a sandwich and a beer.

'Here,' he said to the statue, 'have this.
I stood like that for two days at the Smiths
and nobody offered me a damned thing.'


Trotter said...

Hope your wrist is now OK!!

A Lady's Life said...

thanks for asking trotter.
my wrist still hurts
lol but only when i laugh lol

George said...

I'm sorry your wrist is still giving you trouble.

A Lady's Life said...

ya me too lol
It was a bad break,so will take a while. thanks george

Akelamalu said...


Baron's Life said... outdone yourself...very enjoyable

A Lady's Life said...

thanks guys