Saturday, June 27, 2009

WHEN I SAY I AM BROKE...I AM BROKE!!


Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.' 'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to my hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder.' I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a f***ing good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of 'broke' do you not understand?'

10 comments:

Dr.John said...

Now that's funny.

Thom said...

Good one. Talk about eat shit and die! Lol.

BBE said...

Could have at least offered the poor guy a spoon to eat it with :)

BBE

Vicky said...

Ha! Good one :) Happy weekend to you!

Peter (Worldman): said...

No worry. Travelling salesmen always have Peptobismol with them.

Elyse said...

LOL. This completely cracked me up. =)

SILVER said...

This didn't just put a smile on my face, it made me laugh a little!

Infact i think it's too good not to submit it to a joke website or something!

A Free Spirit Butterfly said...

Great joke. It should be a commercial (smile)

Love ya
China

Nessa said...

An excellent lesson in listening.

Baron's Life said...

hahahaha...very funny...just love it