Tuesday, June 9, 2009

What Perks Up a Bad Hair Day?

This boy should soon have a very fertile and thick head of hair lol
You know how they say talking to flowers makes them grow better for some reason?

Well my flowers must know I am in a, not so good a mood these days and they are speaking to me.

They bloomed all over the yard, all at once and really perked me up.

I mostly plant roses because of the slugs. They eat everything else.

The flowers said: " Don't worry Moma. Tomorrow is another day and till then, we are here to keep you joyous." lol

I don't know who gets more depressed.

The kids for losing or the Moms because they see depressed teens after they lose,

to whom they are not allowed to speak to lol

I still hear my own Moms voice saying : "Should everything be nice ."

I think she did a better job of keeping things nice than I do.

But then they were allowed to spank and keep order in the house in them days. lol

Every time I look out the window today, I feel soooo blessed with the sun and the flowers.

I even put my turkey in to cook earlier. lol

Need some wicked tips for the day?

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.(Any volunteer Referees?)

Avoid arguments with the Mr. about lifting the toilet seat by letting him use the sink. They do anyway. Especially the visitors.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. or go give blood at the blood bank and get a cookie,

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. Or better yet, go ahead and snooze, Your job won't be there anyway.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough. Or wear depends. :)

You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. Note: Neither works under water.Use at your own risk.

Remember: Everyone seems normal, sick or gay....... until you get to know them.
If you are high.....you won't care either way.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical
problem. Sometimes a little electro therapy fixes a lot of things.

Daily Thought:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

Except when they learn to slink back up.

Oh, this has truly become a terrific day :)

My coffee is ready and so I will get to it.



5 comments:

GMG said...

Hi Lady. Ok! I take the cookie for high blood pressure sufferers... ;))
And I give you back a tour of Lake Galve, one of the beautiful lakes near Trakai! Hope you enjoy and have a great week!

Akelamalu said...

LOL I love the tips and I almost choked laughing on the Daily Thought!

Thom said...

ROFLMAO...the daily tip is a riot...thanks for sharing that and the tips. And why aren't you allowed to speak to your son? did I miss something here :) I know I'm not feeling well but ...LOL

Nessa said...

Oh so funny. the picture made me snort soda out my nose. Well, it would have if I was drinking at the time.

Stairs are an unreliable method for doing someone in. I suggest arsenic; the writhing in pain and foaming at the mouth have added entertainment value.

A Lady's Life said...

lol

Thom: teens.... They don't wanna talk about it.Change the subject.

Esp guys cause they are afraid they will break up.
Its back to mens brains and womens brains where men live in boxes and women are electrical wires buzzing around.
He put his into a little box and closed it and there it will sit till he is ready to open it. lol
It's like this with everything and very hard to deal with.