Friday, June 19, 2009

How true this is....eh?......you judge for yourself



Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly
discovered evidence."
Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"
Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."

9 comments:

Thom said...

LOL...so true my friend...so true.

Anonymous said...

concur with Thom...so true indeed
missed ya
JDS

Akelamalu said...

Sounds about right!

Nessa said...

We just love lawyers.

Mama Zen said...

Oh, I love lawyer jokes!

Baron's Life said...

very funny and yet so true...well done ladyL

A Lady's Life said...

HA! Lawyers... I don't know.
I wonder what would happen if every one said ya, take me to jail, instead of paying lawyers.
They would probably have so many people, they'd have to let them go, as they do now.
With Nihilism and deconstruction of society,where morals mean nothing and God does not exist and there being no afterlife, anarchy is the only way to go.No one, including government, has the right to pass any legislation against mankind, that's created equal.Deconstruction means exactly that.Self destruction. It's really anti human rights.
With no supreme being to look up to,its every man for himself and we all know where that leads to...
hell on earth.
Lawyers deal with law but law needs a foundation which seems to be full of worms lately. lol

A Lady's Life said...

Hey there JDS. Where were you?:)

Rubaiyat J. said...

hiya lady :)

i came across ur blog today and had to get listed down as a follower.

thats a nice joke u've posted. haha! i am a law student and half my family is in the judiciary.. but i love collecting jokes on lawyers..here's one that's really funny:

Q: Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet under instead of 6 feet under?
A: Because deep down they are really nice people.

haha! cheers! :D