Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Halloween Night

 
This is one of the things kids will see lit up on Halloween Night
Walmart had a moving black cat I found interesting.
Some people still decorate their yard.
I think I would too if I had kids on my street but it's pretty dead.
For the last three years not one person came to my door.
It's a head ache to go up and down the hill.

In any event it doesn't seem fitting to celebrate when so many people are in dire straights.
The US is in a mess and people in Canada are also hungry and the need for food banks
has risen to an alarming rate.
They do a wonderful job here in BC filling up boxes.
It's mostly old people and Mothers with kids who show up to collect.
I prefer this sort of group than the charities that collect millions and spend it on advertising rather than give this money to the people.
So much has been given to Haiti and people are still living on the streets.
Criminal really.
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WIFE:
When I wrote your name on sand it got washed away.
When I wrote your name in air, the wind blew it away.
Then I decided to write your name on my heart and I got Heart Attack.


HUSBAND:
When God saw I hungered, he delighted me with pizza.

When God saw me thirsty, he provided Pepsi.
When he saw me blind in the darkness, he created light.
And when he saw me carefree and happy, he created YOU.


HUSBAND:
Rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers bloom.
If rain makes all things beautiful

I wish it would rain on you?
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A man in Hell asked Satan:
Can I call  my Wife?
After calling he asked how much he owed.
Devil: Nothing, Hell to Hell is Free.

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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
 Without Information, Fighting Every time!
No darling.
 It means - With Idiot For Ever
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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...! And life goes on........
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Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife's Photo and Not Even a Single One Hitting the Target... From Another Room Wife Called The H usband: Honey What Are You Doing...
Husband: "MISSING YOU"...
                                                         
And what r your Halloween plans?    lol
                                                            xoxoxoxox

     





4 comments:

SandyCarlson said...

That's quite a decoration! We're glad to have gotten through the storm so we can celebrate this year. Kids love it, and it's a feast for their imagination. I think we need to celebrate kids, imagination, and kindness even in hard times.

A Lady's Life said...

Yes you are right Sandy. You are only a kid once.

Gattina said...

No Halloween in my town this year, don't know why, but it's All Saint's day tomorrow and we have a day off ! The use in Belgium is that everybody goes to the cimetary to put flowers on the graves and clean them, because the whole year long nobody things about that ! Very hypocritical !

A Lady's Life said...

I used to put flowers on my Mothers grave but they disappear the next day.
It's a bummer.
But the flowers people put on places where people were killed throughout the city and country, always stay and no one touches them.
It kinda makes me angry to see this cause we have to buy the plot and then cannot grieve properly and show proper respect in the grave yards while other people can do it all over the city and we have to look at their grief and forced to ignore ours.