Friday, October 26, 2012

Easy To Wear Leather

I love this leather top piece.
It's very stylish. You can wear it over anythng and it keeps that part of the body
secure and warm. You always have to keep your kidneys warm my Mom


The senior citizens' centre had social night.
First they sang songs, led by Alice at the piano
Then it was time for the Star of the Show-
Claude the Hypnotist!
Claude exclaimed he was going to put the whole
 audience into a trance.
"Yes, ALL of you , at the SAME time." said Claude.
He got every ones' attention and then
  carefully took out a watch and chain
from his waistcoat pocket

"I want you to keep your eyes on
this watch" said Claude,
as he held the watch high for all to see.
"It is a very special and valuable and has been in my
family for six generations"
He began to swing the watch gently back and
forth while quietly chanting
"Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ----
 Watch the watch"
The audience watched it closely, swaying back and forth.
The lights twinkling as they were reflected from its' gleaming surfaces.
A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the watchs'
 movements back and forth.
And then,
The chain broke!!!
The golden watch fell to the floor and burst apart on impact"
"SHIT" said Claude.
It took them three days to clean the Senior Citizens' Centre
And Claude was never invited to entertain again !


Lydia Kang said...

I did not expect that ending. What a jolt!

Mama Zen said...

Oh, how funny!

A Lady's Life said...

Lol I thought so too Lydia

A Lady's Life said...

Something to cheer you up Mama Zen :)

George said...

The leather top is nice, but the story of Claude is hilarious.

A Lady's Life said...

George This joke is feasable.
Can you imagine this happening? lol