Tuesday, October 23, 2012

 
What pretty wrist bangles.
They brighten an otherwise dull depressing day.
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1.  How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
 


Answer:  Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 
Not complicated.

2  How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did  you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the  elephant, and close the  refrigerator?

A HA! Wrong!.

Answer: Open the refrigerator, TAKE OUT THE GIRAFF, AND THEN put in  the elephant . This

3.  The Lion King is hosting an animal conference AND  All the animals     

Attend  .... Except one.   Which animal does not attend?

 Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.   This WAS A MEMORY test.

4.  There is a river you must cross but it is used  by crocodiles, and  

You  don't have a boat so how do you manage ?

  Answer:? Jump into the river and swim across.
 All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.  
This test was to observe if you learn quickly from your mistakes.

 Anderson  Consulting Worldwide, claims  around 90% of the  
Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several right. Anderson  Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old.  

Now that should make you feel much better lol
xoxoxoxoxox
(PS I got a few right so my brain must be around six years old. )



5 comments:

Diana said...

Very cute, I got them all wrong. Although I was reading them to my daughter. Does that count?
Love Di ♥

A Lady's Life said...

lol Diana I guess you are a professional.

....Petty Witter said...

Great post. It put me in mind of the joke ...... How do you know there's an elephant in your fridge? There are footprints in the butter.

A Lady's Life said...

lol petty

Hilary Melton-Butcher said...

Hi A Lady's Life .. love the bangles - they are very pretty .. cheers Hilary