Beaudelaire Says Just Be Drunk

 

 So Easy to get away with this music and

Be Drunk

You have to be always drunk. That's all there is to it--it's the
only way. So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks
your back and bends you to the earth, you have to be continually
drunk.
But on what?Wine, poetry or virtue, as you wish. But be
drunk.
And if sometimes, on the steps of a palace or the green grass of
a ditch, in the mournful solitude of your room, you wake again,
drunkenness already diminishing or gone, ask the wind, the wave,
the star, the bird, the clock, everything that is flying, everything
that is groaning, everything that is rolling, everything that is
singing, everything that is speaking. . .ask what time it is and
wind, wave, star, bird, clock will answer you:"It is time to be
drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of time, be drunk, be
continually drunk! On wine, on poetry or on virtue as you wish."

Charles Baudelaire

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 ''It is fortunate that each generation does not comprehend its own ignorance. We are thus enabled to call our ancestors barbarous.'' Charles Dudley Warner (1829-1900), U.S. editor, author. "Second Study," Backlog Studies 

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“The farther you go...the harder it is to return. The world has many edges and it's easy to fall off.”

Anderson Cooper
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Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.
John Wayne
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Before leaving for Officer Candidates School, I half-jokingly mentioned to my family that I was going to learn how to eat, sleep, shower, and shave all over again. My brother, in the throes of planning his wedding, muttered, "Me too." 

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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I slept really well last night, I slept
like a baby: I pissed the bed four times... and woke up crying five.
Lee Evans
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
 Jack Handey
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. andy rooney
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 You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years. chris rock
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In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. george burns
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 One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".
 When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. rodney dangerfield
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose robin williams
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You gotta figure being deaf cant be that bad. It's gotta have a positive side to it. Say you have a girlfriend. No, say you have my ex girlfriend. She's giving you shit, you don't know. All he sees is (animated movements) and all he thinks is "She's so beautiful when she dances. So much passion" russel peters

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You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we have no idea where she is. g carlin
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When you laugh the world laughs with you When you cry you cry alone.
So do like Beaudelaire says. Be drunk.
Have a great day!!
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Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.
John Wayne
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Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.
John Wayne
Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/j/john_wayne.html#7sAcQI7XUr9Oxyrm.99