Thursday, October 6, 2011

doodads and pumkins




Being a Christian is like being a pumpkin. God lifts you up,
takes you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. He opens you
up, touches you deep inside and scoops out all the yucky stuff--
including the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc. Then He carves
you a new smiling face and puts His light inside you to shine for
all the world to see.





Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners have short cords.

Have a great day!


13 comments:

Gattina said...

Unfortunately some pumpkins still keep yucky stuff inside with the seeds !! Otherwise there wouldn't be any wars on earth !

Now I know why I can't fly on a broom, because the my vacuum cleaner's cord is too long !!

A Lady's Life said...

lol
gattina you'd be in trouble without electricity

George said...

I really like your analogy between Christians and pumpkins. Very cute and profound.

A Lady's Life said...

george - its different lol
pumpkin seeds are good dried and they really should use the pumpkin after Halloween I don't know why they don't

Zuzana said...

Oh, I love the way you look at us as pumpkins.;) Or at least Christians.;)
And that joke has brightened my solitary evening.;))
xoxo

A Lady's Life said...

ZUZANA - THE PICTURE OF PUMKINS ENLIGHTENS ONE WHEN PICTURED AS GOOD PEOPLE

Betsy said...

invaded!

A Lady's Life said...

betsy shining from the inside out lol

Mama Zen said...

I love the pumpkin analogy!

SandyCarlson said...

You have me laughing!

A Lady's Life said...

thanks Sandy and Mama Zen

Baron's Life said...

Very deep thoughts here...who are you?

A Lady's Life said...

baron - just a gal with time on her hands lol