Friday, February 25, 2011

Disarm


Disarm with beauty
Disarm with grace
Disarm with peace
Disarm with the quiet spirit of a pale cherry blossom
Disarm with a smile
Disarm with the word of the one true God.

Arm with beauty
Arm with grace
Arm with peace
Arm with the quiet spirit of a pale cherry blossom
Arm with a smile
Arm with the word of the one true God.

You can win the battle as well as the war
Through patience and love
Soothing the beast who comes to disbar.
Expressing through letters
with words controlled,
How love entangles and can't be destroyed but
The future moves on and
Choices remain to be made
To right the wrongs
Steer clear of the bad

Disarm for the future
Disarm the past
Breathe deep, to clear out the heart.

Hold the hand that once gently caressed yours
Look in the eyes where once you were lost
Speak of the tender moments you both once had
The birth of the children and all the hard times

When all's understood and the anger deflated
A brand new day in freedom,
Will be there to awaken.

A Lady's Life.

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A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her.

They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3am and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.

His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. "Where the hell have you been?"

"Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her."

"Oh yeah? Let me see Your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You damned liar!!! You were playing pool again!!!"


Have a good one folks :)





6 comments:

SandyCarlson said...

May we all be so armed in the coming days! Well done yourself.

A Lady's Life said...

Sandy - yes I agree lol

Whats happening in Iran doesnt sound good. They are taking out the fuel from their power plant and this could mean they plan on using it.
But these regimes should be toppled by the people and if these dictators stand for the people they should understand this. If not then this speaks loads to the people For once their eyes are opened.How is it the leaders have such a great rich life and the people have nothing? Where do we hear public servants helping themselves to the kitty in such arrogant threatening ways?
God, who stands with the people, must be very angry.

Unknown said...

Lady, We must be armed with The Holy Spirit at all times, satan knows his days are numbered and he's slamming hard but we have our sword in the word, which the good book has prepared us so well for the war ahead, and left us with the power, guidance and strength of the Holy Spirit to call upon at any given moment..God Bless and have a fruitful week..lovely blog Patricia

A Lady's Life said...

Thanks green eyes :)

Vending machine Sydney said...

Nice story at last..It happens but the man was lucky because that girl provided Pool powder....

A Lady's Life said...

Thanks vending machine sydney