Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Cover up - Very Inspiring Sermon


"The Church is disrespected today" Brother Dollar said ......because of the Cover Up.

http://www.creflodollarministries.org/
Repent and Receive Mercy part one.



( http://streaming.worldchangers.org.edgestreams.net/archives/daily/2010/Feb_02_repent_and_receive_mercy_56.wma )
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I have never heard of this Ministry till last night on Vision TV.
I was on my computer when this man began to speak and it caught my ear enough to make me stop and listen and I was inspired by what he said because he spoke the truth without being flashy or even funny.

He really knows how to reach his public I thought and everyone sat very quiet listening to him.

I thought it was worth sharing this particular sermon, if you can get to it on the link
given. It's a bit different from other sermons.

http://www.creflodollarministries.org/

Under repent and Receive Mercy
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Economy - How Art Thou? :)

TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowikimon and market them worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are... You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows... both are mad.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows... and the one on the left is kinda cute...

4 comments:

Gattina said...

Hahahaha ! that's too funny ! Tomorrow I'll start with two of my cats and follow the American Corporation economy ! The problem is they are spayed ! Maybe I should try the Russian corporation.

George said...

Thank you for the explanation of how corporations work in different countries. Thanks for starting my day with a smile.

Mama Zen said...

That American corporation joke is the best explanation of the financial crisis that I've read!

A Lady's Life said...

I love the New Zealand Kind
I am like that and I think with the traditional corporation its the safest and nicest way to make money cause it is
with heart, soul, kindness and fair business practices where everyone benefits and is on the same footing.
Otherwise all this hanky panky with so much paperwork is a red light for people to watch out for. If you stop them, I imagine many heads would fall.lol